Francisco Velarde

[PBD Podcast @PBDsPodcast]

.@Cobratate’s return may break the internet. “It’ll be the talk of the world, It’ll be banned in countries, It’ll be feared.”

@patrickbetdavid on what would happen when Andrew Tate returns.

(From YT/JamesEnglish)

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Never try to destroy someone's life with a lie when yours could be destroyed by the truth.

https://t.co/OYAyugxbIu

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

If good touches you, it distresses them; but

If harm strikes you, they rejoice at it.

And if you are patient and fear Allah,

Their plot will not harm you at all.

Indeed, Allah is encompassing of what they do.

Quran [3:120]

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Map of mask-wearing in the US vs. map of total case count in US. See if you can spot the pattern.

[The Lord Jesus rebuke all Watchers @Mamadidntraise]

Oh, the ironies...

[Francisco Velarde @SthekingWho]

So I come up with some pretty “smooth” lines and my wife just isn’t fazed. I told her the other day “The way I see you you’re a Cinnabon in a world of 99 cent honey buns.” She stops, looks at me, and goes back to what she was doing.

[Francisco Velarde @SthekingWho]

It’s hard being a #trophyhusband

[Francisco Velarde @SthekingWho]

@Julissa_Gallego Thanks!

[Francisco Velarde @SthekingWho]

Truly Cant believe I haven’t made her rant about me on Twitter for almost a whole year. #TheyDontMakeanAwardForThat

[J 🦖 @Julissa_Gallego]

I told Paco I wasn’t feeling okay and instead of babying me this guy goes and starts playing call of duty... shhhiiittt making me rethink this marriage! 💔😭😂

[Francisco Velarde @SthekingWho]

@rivas_jonathon Don’t worry baby girl I think about you all the time 😂🥑

[Francisco Velarde @SthekingWho]

@rivas_jonathon That’s what you get for using them for nasty things you savage!

[Francisco Velarde @SthekingWho]

@rivas_jonathon Sounds like me on leg day