Stian

precisely engineered to flatten toddlers.

[kookie @Kolliewoof]

This is my new fav video

[tinysoul @tinysoulgame]

🐱🧢

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[Stian @StianSkth]

Jeg heter Henrik Ibsen og jeg elsker #edtwt

[Stian @StianSkth]

Dette gjør meg kåt

[Stian @StianSkth]

HLE match today gave me a #CrazyBoner

[Ruben @the_raub]

Pils i venstre hånd, penis i høyre, Vålerengakamp fra 2005 på TV-en. #Arbeidernesdag #CrazyBoner

[The Evangelion Chronicler @DeathlyPrice]

The PS3 days were such an interesting time in gaming.

For example, Burnout Paradise had this neat feature where you could plug in a webcam, and when you wreck someone it would send a photo of you to them, you could flip them off or point and laugh for a photo, or. As majority of players did, have it send a photo of your penis to the person you wrecked.

Not only would it send them that photo of your penis in game, it would also save it to their hard drive where you could then print it out via the print feature.

[Stian @StianSkth]

@selvmorderen Når er det Molde sin tur til å bli bombardert?

[XxX_N0RG3_XxX @selvmorderen]

Andre folk: USA, Israel, Iran osv..
Meg: Møre og eller Romsdal

[TDM_Heyzeus @TDM_Jesus]

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1. RETWEET 🔃
2. LIKE ❤️
3. FOLLOW
@dmg
and
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WINNER DRAWN IN ONE WEEK

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

ITS NOT NIHILISM IT IS HOPE. IT IS AMBITION. HE IS NIETZSCHE'S UBERPENGUIN

[Sheep Esports @Sheep_Esports]

[OFFICIAL] Hanwha Life Esports 🇰🇷 announced their roster for the 2026 #LCK season:

🇰🇷 Zeus
🇰🇷 Kanavi 🆕
🇰🇷 Zeka
🇰🇷 Gumayusi 🆕
🇰🇷 Delight

via HanwhaLifeEsports on Youtube

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

It gets to a point where Christians really have to accept that this is the function of their religion even if it doesn't align with what they believe to be the true purpose of it

[Hanwha Life Esports @HLEofficial]

𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲, 𝗛𝗟𝗘 𝗞𝗔𝗡𝗔𝗩𝗜
한화생명e스포츠에 정글러 ‘Kanavi’ 서진혁 선수가 합류했습니다. 국제 무대에서 쌓아온 경험과 뛰어난 경기 운영 능력을 갖춘 카나비 선수와 함께할 HLE의 새로운 챕터를 기대해 주세요.

Seo ‘Kanavi’ Jin-hyeok has joined Hanwha Life Esports as our jungler. With his extensive international experience and exceptional game management skills, we look forward to a new chapter for HLE alongside Kanavi.

[Stian @StianSkth]

@mr_fjert tafs på meg.

[Stian @StianSkth]

@selvmorderen Kjenn på meg.

[Stian @StianSkth]

@mr_fjert

[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

can I be loved genuinely