Trevor Stibbe

Amateur entertainer (because I do it for free, not because I’m bad at it). Food archeologist, never stop digging. #headdownhoodieup #dinkinflicka #zenasskicker

[Trevor Stibbe @Stibbs30]

So I just took a shower but forgot all my towels were in the laundry...did you guys know it takes approximately a third of a roll of @Bounty paper towels to dry a 6'2 male human? That's twice as efficient as the leading bargain brand

[Trevor Stibbe @Stibbs30]

Still crazy to me that it was only a few weeks after this (and the day after his birthday) that he was put down. Rest easy, big dawg

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There's a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo named Harambe. That's without a doubt the coolest name I've ever heard for an animal

[Trevor Stibbe @Stibbs30]

There's a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo named Harambe. That's without a doubt the coolest name I've ever heard for an animal

[Trevor Stibbe @Stibbs30]

I can’t think of a single instance in which milk chocolate is better than dark chocolate. Can we as a human race just agree to not make any form of milk chocolate ever again?

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@TonganAussie

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There's a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo named Harambe. That's without a doubt the coolest name I've ever heard for an animal

[Trevor Stibbe @Stibbs30]

@CaptCardinal70 @anangbhai OG Harambe stan, checking in

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@RandomMimikyu I don’t tweet much but I’m an active scroller, but I’ll never shy away from showing my respects to Harambe. Warms my heart to see all these notifications pouring in to remember this beautiful beast

[Trevor Stibbe @Stibbs30]

This team is going to cool down at some point, but what a fucking run to watch right now #Cubs

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Absolute cinema.

[Trevor Stibbe @Stibbs30]

The @hallofgoodpod maintains a pretty good standard with this result

[MLB Hall of Pretty Good @hallofgoodpod]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Matt Adams received 47% of over 27,700 votes and has officially missed the cut for the Hall of Pretty Good.

[Trevor Stibbe @Stibbs30]

😂

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

Dillon Brooks: “Pretty much from the jump, I was a shit-talker. But I actually don’t think that really does it justice. Everybody can talk shit. That’s nothing. You go to the Mississauga YMCA, and everybody is talking trash. That’s basic. What I learned to do is different.

I call it the dark arts.

It’s not really about what I’m saying to you.

It’s about what I got you saying to yourself.

When you’re playing at the Y, you’re seeing the same guys all the time. Half of them are your boys. So you learn exactly what pisses them off. It’s like you got a little playbook on them, right? All you have to do is press that button at the right time, and they’re going to lose their focus.

You don’t even have to say much. Just a name. Just the first name of ol’ girl….

Right as they’re about to take a jumper. You can say it real soft, too.

‘Mikayla.’

And that’s a brick.

Just that little subconscious thought planted in their mind.

‘What did you just say?’

‘Huh? Nothing. What are you talking about?’

Next time down the floor, you wait until he gets the ball again….

‘Mikayla.’

You don’t even need to elaborate. He might not hit a shot the rest of the game. There’s a million different weak points you can find. Everybody is different.

I didn’t just come up with all this on my own. I learned from a master. One of my boys at the Y was one of the most sinister trash talkers I’ve ever met. Dude was devious. Real subtle, too. He’d be preying on your deepest insecurities. I remember when I first started to get some shine, I was playing AAU and I had some colleges looking at me, right? So we’d be playing pickup, and I’d miss a shot, and he’d be just squinting at me….

Like…

‘D1, huh?’

I’d miss another shot.

He’s shaking his head….

‘Oregon? Man, I don’t see it.’

Now I’m pissed. I’m trying too hard. I’m already in my head. But he’s just setting me up. He’s laying the groundwork. Next time down the floor, he hits me with it….

Sheridan.

See, we got this college in Canada called Sheridan. And this is no disrespect to anybody, but Sheridan is one of those places where guys go to play ball who can’t quite make it to the States. It’s for the dudes who stay home.

So I hit a shot, and he’s squinting at me, and he goes….

‘Yeah, I think you could probably play at Sheridan. I dunno.’

Man…… When I tell you I went crazy…… I took the ball and I just booted that shit into the rafters. He had me so f***** up.

And this is my boy, mind you.

I still think about that to this day, and I wanna fight him.

That’s how you know he won.” https://t.co/7Wrf6UHmxb

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

The Chicago Bulls announced today that Artūras Karnišovas, Executive Vice President - Basketball Operations and Marc Eversley, General Manager have been relieved of their positions.

[Trevor Stibbe @Stibbs30]

@obvious_shirts Me trying to figure out what all this means

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Exactly what I’d expect from a Fred Hoiberg coached team. Complete failure and lack of accountability

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

Fred Hoiberg reacts to Nebraska only having 4 players on the floor down the stretch.

#MarchMadness

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Lmao UNC needs to be investigated for that game, I’ve never seen a team sell so fucking hard

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

(11) VCU STORMS BACK FOR THE STUNNER ‼️

The Rams complete the comeback in overtime over (6) North Carolina 82-78 to move on to round 2️⃣ #MarchMadness

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Bruh I gotta start lengthening my telomeres

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Reposting bc relevant, Twitter C Suite is entirely braindead. Logging off until fixed ✌🏻

[Trevor Stibbe @Stibbs30]

Hey @Twitter please stop resetting my timeline to anything other than chronological order. I don’t care what you believe to be the top tweets, I just want to see my curated list of followed tweets from oldest to newest as I scroll to the top. Thanks

[Trevor Stibbe @Stibbs30]

We are live in the request window and my request has been submitted 👍🏻 Now just have to wait until next week for (hopefully) an email confirmation

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PSA: If anyone can help me get four tickets to ANY Eternal Sunshine Chicago tour dates (August 3rd, 5th, or 6th), I would be ETERNALLY *wink* grateful. My wife is due with our second child in April so she’s been going through it lately and I just want to do something huge for her

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Bottom line, they all deserve a fun and memorable experience like this more than I can describe. I’m gonna do my best to get these myself during this February resale, but if anyone has any tips (or a direct line to Ariana Grande), I would appreciate the intel 🤙🏻

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Possibly the Friendliest Strikeout Ever.

Rizzo vs Freeman. 🫂

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Love that the medals at the Olympics this year are just giant smooth perfect circle hunks of gold/silver/bronze with the rings in the middle