wise monkey fan account

The truth is we all achieve greatness. The only difference is the size of our audiences - @jonnysun

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

His lifespan is that of a redwood tree. He can see into the future as clear as he can reflect on the past. He is a celestial being that knows when and how we all die. He eats oatmeal for every meal.

[William Crawley @williamcrawley]

I don’t know who this is, but he’s made my day.

[Andrew Beecher @andrew_beecher]

Wow. This is Buffalo, NY today where the city’s namesake has returned for the first time since 1813. The earth is healing, we are the virus

[device manager @LOWERCASEmelton]

🅱OVID-19

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

the government should give us each $8,000 not because that’s how much a batman pinball machine costs it’s for a different reason

[wise monkey fan account @Stichs13]

@skubedoodawg U deserve a solid gold face mask

[teddy v 🪩 @teddyvalenzuela]

it’s heartbreaking that with everyone stuck inside their homes, nobody is there to do what has to be done

[Jules @Julian_Epp]

Because everyone in Italy is quarantined, the natural wildlife has returned to the water and forests ❤️ We are the virus

[Sage Boggs @sageboggs]

OK, buckle up. I wanna talk to you about Triscuit.

[Michael Tannenbaum @iamTannenbaum]

the government thinking a one time check of $1,200 is enough

[wise monkey fan account @Stichs13]

@kennaraew You tell jimmy hoppa

[Annabel Meschke @annabel_meschke]

[day 8 of quarantine]

*look at chair*

you are JEALOUS of me. you always have been

[liz 🗡 @britalizard]

my mom has really enjoyed being quarantined with me since classes went online

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Quarantine Day #9:

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

Day 27 of quarantine: