Stick Person Poetry

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221230
TTFN

This started as a resolution
And now it's time for dissolution
This may have brought some satisfaction
And stirred up tepid interaction
For ten years now, I've covered most things
One thousand seven hundred postings
Realistica...

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221227
Penultimatum

Are there any rhymes?
I checked the poetry vault
There aren't any left

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221223
The miracle of Festivus

As a holiday, it's satirical
But I love a Festivus Miracle
Events as mundane as finding a bowl
Are miracles near a Festivus Pole
While some focus on grievances airing
I focus on miracle declaring
If someone ...

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221220
O kleiner Linc

O little Linc, o little Linc
Don't cough another hair ball
O little Linc, o little Linc
Don't cough another hair ball
You eat so much at breakfast time
But barf it before dinner time
O little Linc, o little Linc
Don...

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@Mom_Overboard Aisle see you later.

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221216
Guardians of the Christmas Tree

Drax and Mantis stage a break-in
And they kidnap Kevin Bacon
In the end they kind of botch it
But I think you still should watch it

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221213
I hate this cold craze

It's been cold for days and days
So I sit beside a blaze
Hope this weather's just a phase
Need the temperature to raise

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221209
'Tis the season to get baked

Last Christmas Eve, I smoked a bowl
And met Saint Nick at the North Pole
The reindeer flew, we played with elves
Then got some sweets to stuff ourselves
We had some drinks, and he got pissed
So I checked...

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221206
Being naughty isn't nice

Don't be mean this Christmas season
Don't leave dogs out when they're freezin'
No one likes a Christmas Karen
Worse than fruitcake with a hair in
We should not neglect the needy
Share some spirit, don't be g...

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221202
I hung ball on my joint

At this time of year
Don't mix up your cannabis
With your Christmas tree

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221129
USA is good at football

Team USA needed a win
But this football was not pigskin
And since Iran missed quite a few
A single goal puts the yanks through

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221125
The Late Late Toy Show

A TV presenter named Ryan
Shows kids toys that we should be buyin'
We look at that junk
To get good and drunk
And have a nice Saturday lie in

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@GeorgeTakei Go to Dublin or Kilkenny, Ireland next. It would be great to see you and Brad!

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221122
Happy Thanksgiving 2022

I'm thankful for family and friends
I'm thankful for family that are my friends
I'm thankful for friends that are my family
I'm thankful for living in Ireland
I'm thankful for living in Kilkenny
I'm thankful ...

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221118
Come on you mighty Bruins!

The trojans are our biggest rival
To beat them would mean Chip's survival
If we keep the bell
That sure would be swell
And might start the program's revival

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221115
I'm far from ecstatic

After working in the attic
Something happened quite dramatic
I tripped and gave my head a bash
And now I have a bloody gash

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221111
Funny film Friday

Linc is on my lap, Brownie's on my right
Think we'll watch a film, on this chilly night
Jeanne is on my left, with a glass of wine
Blankets on our legs, everything is fine

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221108
Bell, book and Brownie

We plant a birch along with vine
And hope the two will intertwine
So that our future will be fine
With some of hers and some of mine
Our distinct piles start to combine
We take it as a perfect sign
That what ...

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221104
In 3D

It's time to get weird
Watching the life story of
Alfred Yankovic