G Pik

The Puppet Master of Chaos. Master of Collusion

[italian don draper @gn2ale]

this actually being healing

[neitan @neitangbrf]

primeira experiência individual do mundo

[NHL Insider Max Pacioretty @NHLlnsider67]

I think Canada should steal this design and build it right at the US border

[Covie @covie_93]

Jailing another country's president for breaking US law while refusing to hold the US president accountable for breaking US law is.......strange.

[Michael Stepniak @Det_ideafactory]

The "Who are you? Fox News?" and the hand wave dismissing them. Been wanting this shit for years.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Still one of the funniest tweets I’ve ever seen in my entire life

[Colyn @colynelliott]

This is the best performance of Skyfall to date if you ask me. She looks stunning, sounds flawless and the cinematography is immaculate.

[G @55Droo]

Check yourself into rehab

[Maxx 🏳️‍🌈 🇿🇦 @maxxi16_]

When she releases her rock album we better be there for her. We cannot repeat the demi Lovato situation. The way demi released rock versions of their hits and a entirely new rock album and people paid it dust!

[‎auds @ventisual]

got my body cracking right oh my gawd

[P @PCF1996]

Lmaoooooooo

[milk @milkinhisbag]

drained a whole lake in the midwest for this nothing burger

[gui, o cruel @gaylerme]

eu leio isso e percebo que sou incapaz de ser conservador. que amizade linda, que rolê maravilhoso

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

My male coworker told me women shouldn’t be angry when men stare because “you can’t expect men not to notice attractive women.” I asked him if noticing something and staring at it were the same thing. He said yes. I asked if that meant I could stare at his bald spot for twenty minutes because I noticed it. He covered his head.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Maybe we should’ve hired someone with a healthcare background

[Neo @NeoWokio]

I’m starting to think RFK Jr. is one of the four horseman of the apocalypse. Pestilence walks among us.

[Rell Roseriee @rellroseriee]

I genuinely believe this might be the funniest app. The joke not even that funny but the video got it