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Guy : "Wanna hear a joke?" Girl "No, thanks I am already looking at one!"

[paige yeoman ♡ @Stickneynet]

Who needs good grades when you got "Swag"!? *6 years later* Heres your fries sir

[paige yeoman ♡ @Stickneynet]

That awkward moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation.

[paige yeoman ♡ @Stickneynet]

Now that Fall is here, do you think all the girls with duck-faces will fly south for the winter?

[paige yeoman ♡ @Stickneynet]

#DontTextMeIf You don't use smileys or emojis -_-

[paige yeoman ♡ @Stickneynet]

Females Go Through A LOT, Niggas Don't Go Through Enough

[paige yeoman ♡ @Stickneynet]

Girls on Periods: I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. Youre cute. Fuck off. Fuck that. Fuck this.

[paige yeoman ♡ @Stickneynet]

Me: Babe, are you jealous? Her: No. Me: Are you sure? Her: Yes. Me: Kiss me. Her: GO KISS THAT BITCH WHO LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!!!

[paige yeoman ♡ @Stickneynet]

#IAdmitThat I fell for someone that I said i'd never fall for.

[paige yeoman ♡ @Stickneynet]

Me, jealous of you? Bitch please

[paige yeoman ♡ @Stickneynet]

You say long hair don't care, you mean long weave don't believe.

[paige yeoman ♡ @Stickneynet]

Bitches be dark as 11:59, talking 'bout they mixed. Mixed with what? Dirt and oil?

[paige yeoman ♡ @Stickneynet]

I hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, All That Sh*t.

[paige yeoman ♡ @Stickneynet]

Chris Brown punching hoes, Ocho Cinco headbutting hoes, bus drivers uppercutting hoes, these hoes wont be acting up much longer!

[paige yeoman ♡ @Stickneynet]

If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cracked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jailbird phase, you can make it through today.

[paige yeoman ♡ @Stickneynet]

#ThreeWordsOfAdvice Avoid the Ratchets !

[paige yeoman ♡ @Stickneynet]

YOCO = You Only Cute Online

[paige yeoman ♡ @Stickneynet]

#BackInMiddleSchool Teachers would act fake AF when the principal came in

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My ex? Yea I'd still hit that....with a bat.

[paige yeoman ♡ @Stickneynet]

Police: "Where do you live?" Me: "With my brother." Police: "Where does your brother live?" Me: "With me."