Zachronos

Don't worry about who I am

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Happy meals are gachas for kids

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Been spicing up life by wiping my mouth after leaving the stall in a crowded restroom

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Is it gayer to let an auto soap dispenser nut in your hand or to "help out" a manual one?

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When you go to take a drink but too much goes in your mouth and it spills all over your chest and you finally understand how she feels

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My favorite part of the fourth of July is recycling all the spent firework tubes into disposable fleshlights for my dark web sex store

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Life could be worse. Ticks could have wings

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The main difference between me and beauty salons is that beauty salons charge for facials

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Woke up with her titties on my mind and not on my face again 😔

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Fun fact: koalas are too stupid to realize that I'm a threat

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Yea can I get uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhffordable housing please?

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Guys think I have a nasally voice. Ladies think I have fat nuts. I think I have poor mental health

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Had a great day beating up my local geese today

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When I'm horny as hell, I start to understand God, cause I too be wanting to create life

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You bitches better be staying hydrated

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I'm coming out of the shadows today, for just a moment, to remind you once again that koalas are shit

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If you're ever insecure about your height, just remember that even the short cigarettes are called kings

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Yo fuck ducks

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Hey just a reminder to throw your old car batteries into the ocean

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Everything is a trampoline. Most things are really shitty trampolines