Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore

34 - Comedian/Writer - ML Engineer at Microsoft - podcast @rainbow_room_ - LA

[Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore @StierOnFire]

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe has this air of “oh, were they just playing make believe the whole time?”, and if that’s true, then these kids have an excellent grasp of narrative structure and I want them on my improv team.

[Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore @StierOnFire]

What is this show? I love Vanessa I want more

[Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore @StierOnFire]

@BirdKeeper89 @egoraptor Came here to say this. God I love this game.

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

PICARD: Data, shields up

DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.

[camera shakes]

WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS

DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't

[Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore @StierOnFire]

@ImDtF24 I also think Jonathan exploding at Dee was not the calculated move he pretended it was, he got emotional and lost his cool.

[Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore @StierOnFire]

@ImDtF24 He could have had a better final tribal performance. That’s all it comes down to.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Sarah Sherman reflects on season 51 at the Update desk

[Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore @StierOnFire]

@nbcsnl Oh God I haven’t laughed that hard in a WHILE

[Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore @StierOnFire]

I’m in the LA Times!

[Queer Roast for the Straight Hosts @QueerRoast]

Queer Roast is featured in the LA Times!! @latimes #gaynews #losangeles

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Thank you I will adjust accordingly

[Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore @StierOnFire]

@lookanothermatt @chrtucci The “added context”, I’m dying that’s so savage lmao

[Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore @StierOnFire]

Me: *On Gameboy, grinding, treating my Pokémon like absolute shit*

Professor Oak: It’s clear that you love your Pokémon. That bond is how you became so powerful.

Me: I have shoved so much rare candy down this Pikachu’s throat it looks inbred

[Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore @StierOnFire]

Teacher: “Alright class, today we’re gonna be removing everyone who’s name starts with A”

Kid named Aaron: “Wait teacher, I think you mean-“

*BANG*

Kid named Bobby: “Oh my God, she shot Aaron!!”

[Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore @StierOnFire]

@jack_whitcomb_ To be fair, that’s a pretty infinite jest

[teddy @luncheoninfur]

@holzawn “otter” to refer to a kind of gay man comes from the now-forgotten but formerly popular homophobic slogan, “we otter get rid of all these gay guys”

[Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore @StierOnFire]

https://t.co/pbPwdWzIBF

[Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore @StierOnFire]

@tyl0saur Ummm “fell” is an interesting word choice here lol

[Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore @StierOnFire]

For sale, baby shoes - worn several times

[way way more tragic, baby has terrible fashion sense, doesn’t realize it’s passé]

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

for sale, baby shoes - worn once

[way more tragic, due to baby fast fashion]

[Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore @StierOnFire]

ate* with this one

[Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore @StierOnFire]

It’s funny when @GianmarcoSoresi retweets something he just tweeted only 8 hours before, it’s like he’s saying “damn, I really with this one”.