Robert Payes

Pixels? Cheap. Bullets? Not. Salad? Yuck. Caffeine? HELLO! Cronenberg? Film school. Reznor? Music teacher. Cute pop singers? Muses. Cancan girls? Kryptonite.

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Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

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@TheOnlyEsta "Fuck" and "Off" come to mind.

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@ElonMuskNews47 C) Carbon

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@TRUMP_ARMY_ Well...they ain't wrong.

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@Matt_Pinner 1 to 3 cups per day.

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@its_The_Dr "Drinks on me!"

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@Art0fThinking "Don't marry her."

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@Matt_Pinner Hell yes. Plenty of non-alky stuff to drink.

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@KaylaChowShow Every time I pull into the Costco gas aisles.

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@CTOTHELOS77 2: Unlimited travel funds
4: $30K per Month for Life
10: Get your dream girl/guy

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@buitengebieden "It's wine o'clock? Good boy!"

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@FoodPleaser ...I'd give it a try.

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@Art0fThinking Empathy.

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@Jayhawk4Life_ Smash - one mouth-full at a time.

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@FoodPleaser A nice brown ale.

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@atrupar "There's never been a president that high" is Trump talk for "Vance hooked me up with some SCREAMIN' blow!"

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@DougWahl1 So sad.

Anyway...

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@conquertheno A condom.

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@toychloe @jimmydrawsvr Yes, please?

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@Ford_Nick A nice Tomahawk, medium rare.

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@WinterPolitics1 If the iron boot fits...