dracula with a boner

look up 'the shmoo' and click the wikipedia link

[dracula with a boner @StiffyFracture]

this stuff kills it in the zesty department

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

I lost my virginity to an 8 foot tall fat furry girl she was animated like some Who Framed Roger Rabbit shit she edged me for 1 hour and i nut so hard i saw a tunnel of light. She evaporated shortly after & ever since i have been emotionally dysfunctional, i now have chronic pain

[dracula with a boner @StiffyFracture]

meet my apprentice, darth maul

[dracula with a boner @StiffyFracture]

worst comes to worst you get a little sticky

[dracula with a boner @StiffyFracture]

forgot my password an the twitter login code started with "HH" #whatdatmean

[dracula with a boner @StiffyFracture]

on the same topic i didnt tweet this at the time but even though i didnt really like fire and ash as much as the other two, the giant eywa face near the end is kind of one of my favorite cinematic images ever

[dracula with a boner @StiffyFracture]

avatar lowk works better as an always coming home type le guin thing i really do not care about the war (cameron does mil sci fi / tech very well tbf) or the messianic shit going on with lil' sigourney weaver like just give me interpersonal tribal shit with a nonhuman perspective

[dracula with a boner @StiffyFracture]

"imagine if heaven was actually a concrete fact of life and you could visit your deceased relatives and friends whenever you wanted" by itself is more interesting as a story idea than anything related to the heavy handed colonialism shit they got going on #sorrynotsorry

[dracula with a boner @StiffyFracture]

i quit the weed and just got so much worse man

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Of course it is

[dracula with a boner @StiffyFracture]

a sock by any other name

[dracula with a boner @StiffyFracture]

fuck air and fuck water

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

Its kind of crazy how rn there’s two shows that embody a lot of stuff of Classic Trek (pluribus with its sci fi moral quandaries and the pitt with its characters-talking-and-drama-about-ethics) and meanwhile star trek now is like FUUUUUCK WE HAVE TO KILL ALL OF THE XENOMORPHS

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Bears football #99probelms

[Errai @errai]

Most pranks in Ancient Egypt involved hundreds of scarabs

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

I've never started a year with this much thinking.
I've been thinking since the 1st

[ScreenTime @screentime]

'PLURIBUS' star Rhea Seehorn's earliest acting role was as a tutorial sorceress in 1997's 'MAGIC: THE GATHERING' PC game

[Pontoffel_NoPockets🆖 (COMMS OPEN) @pontoffelnp]

🎊🍾🍺

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

Here's to another lousy millennium.

#Futurama