Shivank Bhatt

Write car/bike stuff @autoX. Use Twitter only to lose my mind once or twice in a day.

[Shivank Bhatt @Stigwannabe]

@IFBAppliances Flipkart??? I bought it from your website, you geniuses.

[Shivank Bhatt @Stigwannabe]

@IFBAppliances At the risk of sounding like a broken record, will you be refunding my money anytime soon, @IFBAppliances?? How can you have such sh*tty & lethargic customer service in this day and age??

[Shivank Bhatt @Stigwannabe]

@IFBAppliances Cancelled the order a week ago, when are you going to process the refund? Don’t want to deal with your clueless and lethargic customer service anymore, so pls let me know how can I take this forward without being put on hold for 15 minutes over a call?

[Shivank Bhatt @Stigwannabe]

@denkmit Franky is a nice guy and all, but he really has the situational awareness of a potato. 🙈

[Shivank Bhatt @Stigwannabe]

@IFBAppliances No, you have the worst service bro. It’s just so complicated to cancel an order. Your customer service hangs up, there’s no option to cancel it from the website, and while making the payment, it shows discounts & all, but you charge full amount once OTP is shared. Scammers!

[Shivank Bhatt @Stigwannabe]

@IFBAppliances If I had a penny for every time you’ve sincerely apologised, I’d have bought a new washing machine from some other brand by now. Anyway, 2014242415.

[Shivank Bhatt @Stigwannabe]

Celebrating P4 like they have won the championship lol.

Hatred for anything Marquez runs deep in those yellow veins. 🙈

[Pertamina Enduro VR46 Racing Team @VR46RacingTeam]

WHAT YOU JUST DID DIGGIA 🤯

#MotoGP #PertaminaEnduroVR46RacingTeam #DutchGP

[Shivank Bhatt @Stigwannabe]

Assen never fails to deliver! Fantastic racing everywhere.

What a ride by Agura. He’s been riding like a champion for so many races, finally got his due. Can’t help but be worried about his future at Yamaha though. 😭

[Shivank Bhatt @Stigwannabe]

The next time you feel stupid in life, remember there are people out there who still think that Marc Marquez isn’t the absolute GOAT!

How the hell does this bro keep on winning when he’s not supposed to??

[Shivank Bhatt @Stigwannabe]

This PR drivel needs to stop. Bez should have gone and apologised to the marshal yesterday, instead of waiting for the cameras to start rolling this morning. It looks so scripted now, even though I truly believe that Bez is genuinely sorry for his actions.

[MotoGP™🏁 @MotoGP]

Making amends 🤝

#CzechGP 🇨🇿 | #MotoGP

[Shivank Bhatt @Stigwannabe]

You’re leading the championship.
You have the best bike on the grid.
You only lost 5 points (it’s a sprint race).
You’ve 10,000 cameras pointing at you.
How the hell can you still lose your marbles like that? Earned himself a race ban & -10000 aura points.

Not cool, Bez bro!

[TNT Sports Bikes @bikesontnt]

Marco Bezzecchi has lost his cool after his #CzechGP Sprint race crash 🥊

#MotoGP

[Shivank Bhatt @Stigwannabe]

@SwiggyCares No need, placed the order with @zomato now. ✌️

[Shivank Bhatt @Stigwannabe]

.@Swiggy has zero concept of on-time delivery. I don’t use their app much but every time I make the mistake of ordering food from them, it’s delayed by at least 15-20 min. And then you have to deal with their annoying AI chatbot. Absolute clowns. 🤡

[Shivank Bhatt @Stigwannabe]

Take Marquez & Acosta’s fight out of the Italian GP & it was a complete snooze fest. I know Mugello hardly produces great racing, but damn those Aprilias are just too damn fast in the second half of the race. It’s Bez’ & Martin’s championship to lose this year.

[Shivank Bhatt @Stigwannabe]

Have said this over & over again, Marc Marquez has no filter. He can pretend he’s become “sensible” after so many injuries but he can’t control his instincts. That man honestly fears nothing. Fresh out of two surgeries & he was nearly on pole. Fastest Ducati rider out of nowhere!

[Shivank Bhatt @Stigwannabe]

@VR46RacingTeam You race with them & you don’t know the injured riders’ names? Oh well…

[Shivank Bhatt @Stigwannabe]

@MopHandel No.

[Shivank Bhatt @Stigwannabe]

Another red flag! Just fucking the end the race man! Nobody is enjoying this Catalan GP anymore. 😠

[Shivank Bhatt @Stigwannabe]

@MopHandel Yes.

[Shivank Bhatt @Stigwannabe]

@MOTOGP791 Read my tweet again, very slowly, you might get it.

[Shivank Bhatt @Stigwannabe]

MotoGP has always been a vicious sport & today was one of those days where you’re reminded how quickly things can go south when you’re racing at 300km/h. Above all, kinda disgusted by MotoGP. Need to treat riders as humans & not commodities. Sad state of affairs, honestly.