Cockney John Still

Diamond geezer. West 'Am, Daggers n Luton.

[Aggro Nathan Jones @cocopops_wasp]

Dear fellow League 2 clubs,

GET YOUR RIOT GEAR, LUTON TOWN ARE HERE! WE'RE COMING FOR YOU ALL.

Yours sincerely,

Aggro NJ

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[Aggro Nathan Jones @cocopops_wasp]

Great day in Hungary. The lads have done Shuttles, Burpees, Thrusts, Lunges, and a few other local prostitutes whose names I've forgotten.

[Aggro Nathan Jones @cocopops_wasp]

Sorry @FA I'm not interested. Wait for the development teams in the JPT to improve the national side and then I'll consider it. Twats.

[Aggro Nathan Jones @cocopops_wasp]

Looking forward to Russia 2018. It's gonna be livelier than one of De Gea's private parties

[Aggro Nathan Jones @cocopops_wasp]

I'm confident Pelly will sign a new contract. A delay is understandable as he doesn't have much extra room in his trousers to keep a pen.

[Aggro Nathan Jones @cocopops_wasp]

Justham caught the bus back home after we met to terminate his contract. First thing he's caught all season.

[Aggro Nathan Jones @cocopops_wasp]

Major Honour. Watford fans still think that's someone in the armed forces. Bless them.

[Aggro Nathan Jones @cocopops_wasp]

Hiya @yorkcityfc how's tricks? Just found this is the HMV bargain bin and for some reason thought of you X

[Aggro Nathan Jones @cocopops_wasp]

All the very best @CPFC for your semi final on Sunday. You've got another army of supporters here in Luton this weekend 💪

[Aggro Nathan Jones @cocopops_wasp]

I hear it's the Queen's birthday today. Happy birthday, Elton John.

[Aggro Nathan Jones @cocopops_wasp]

@LutonTown can it have a massive Welsh dragon painted on it and a gold statue of Charlotte Church? That'd be tidy.

[Cockney John Still @StillCockney]

@LutonNews_LTFC no one was touchin' anyone, alright?

[Aggro Nathan Jones @cocopops_wasp]

If we lose tomorrow a player is going for a dip in the River Lea with concrete boots. Not saying which, but his name rhymes with Fanny Seen.

[Aggro Nathan Jones @cocopops_wasp]

Quick trip up to Derby to chase Darren Wassall round the streets with a baseball bat. Won't recall players from me again in a hurry #NJaggro

[Aggro Nathan Jones @cocopops_wasp]

Gutted for the English AND WELSH cricket team. Sick to my stomach. Nothing to do with the pack of Caerphilly cheese I just polished off.

[Aggro Nathan Jones @cocopops_wasp]

Don't worry. I'll pray harder next week

[Aggro Nathan Jones @cocopops_wasp]

Everyone up for tearing Chavenage a new one today? Me too.

[Aggro Nathan Jones @cocopops_wasp]

Terry Harris; a beautiful Welsh name. Imagine my surprise when I heard him speak. I had to let him go after that.

[Aggro Nathan Jones @cocopops_wasp]

Well up for Chavenage tomorrow, I am. Wilko will find it difficult to nod in goals when his head's been ripped off by an angry Welshman

[Aggro Nathan Jones @cocopops_wasp]

Just pistol-whipped Greenie for that ridiculous effort on Saturday. Sadly he wasn't able to block the blows so he's a doubt for Stevenage.