Uncle Cocktail

Unfiltered Gen X. 🇺🇸
WPS! Go Hogs!

[Uncle Cocktail @StillRadNotaFad]

@Pastpassport @CollinRugg What mistake? Acting a little goofy is a crime now?

[Flopping Aces @FloppingAces]

Congratulations, America! You voted for cheaper fucking groceries and got a congressional revenge squad of subpoena-humping, power-drunk assholes instead. Democrats spent an entire election screeching about affordability, promising relief to struggling families, and pretending to give a flying fuck about your bills. Then they won Congress and immediately developed a collective, throbbing hard-on for politically destroying everyone who ever worked for, supported, or so much as shook hands with Donald Trump.

Elizabeth Warren is promising investigations into "cheaters" she can't even fucking identify. Jamie Raskin is sharpening his little congressional hatchet for corporations and law firms that committed the unforgivable sin of cooperating with a Republican president. And Robert Garcia, that pompous, subpoena-sniffing little jackass, is prancing around yelling "Lawyer up!" like some discount television prosecutor with a law degree from the University of Fucking Around and Finding Out. Ask him to identify an actual crime, however, and suddenly the mighty crusader is reduced to mumbling about things being "possibly illegal."

Holy fucking shit. These clowns have already picked their targets, rehearsed their threats, and started measuring the gallows before figuring out what anybody supposedly did wrong.

Then there's Elissa Slotkin, whose brilliant contribution to American democracy is wanting young people terrified of accepting jobs in a Republican administration. Imagine being such a vindictive, authoritarian-minded asshole that frightening Americans away from public service becomes a goddamn political objective.

Meanwhile, some exhausted father is standing in Walmart calculating whether he can afford hamburger, eggs, and enough gasoline to get to work tomorrow, while these self-important congressional parasites are practically jerking themselves raw over their shiny new subpoena powers.

What a breathtaking fucking disgrace.

The rent is due. Insurance premiums are crushing families. Grocery bills are eating paychecks alive. And the politicians who exploited that desperation to win power are now salivating over political enemies lists like a pack of rabid bureaucratic hyenas discovering the federal government comes with unlimited stationery and subpoena forms.

Here's the truly dangerous part: Every corporation, attorney, government employee, and young American watching this vindictive circus is receiving the same filthy message. Cooperate with the wrong administration, support the wrong president, or exercise the wrong political judgment, and these power-drunk bastards will make your life a living legal and financial hell.

That's the fucking nightmare they're advertising as accountability.

Democrats promised to lower the cost of living. They've instead announced their intention to make political disagreement as expensive, frightening, and professionally ruinous as possible.

Congratulations, America. The only goddamn thing Democrats have made affordable is political persecution.

And those vindictive motherfuckers are apparently offering it wholesale.
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[Uncle Cocktail @StillRadNotaFad]

Not his fault. Kings need more help.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

“I don’t know what to do, man… 1-10 just don’t sound right.”

Darius Acuff Jr. on Kings’ start to the season

(Via @NBCSAuthentic)

[Kosher @koshercockney]

“We extending the time for the infidels in America, so when time is come we will destroy them completely with no mercy”

This isn’t in Iran, this isn’t in Lebanon, this isn’t in Gaza and it’s not even in Turkey..

This is in California.

[Justine Bateman @JustineBateman]

.@Walmart @kroger, what a slap in the face to the American shopper.
You should dismantle this immediately.
And shoppers, do not under any circumstances, allow these companies’ apps on your phone. Whatever discounts they have through them are being counteracted by raising prices when they detect your phone nearby. It’s a scam.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Karmelo Anthony stabbed a white kid to death and was still able to stay in school and graduate with no issues while his family raised half a million dollars and bought a new house. A white girl made a noise into a Ring camera and had to withdraw from school for her own safety within a day of the video being posted online. That basically tells you everything you need to know about the racial disparities in this country.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

The Media’s increased usage of “White Supremacy” from 2010-2020:

LA Times: 9749%
New York Times: 2969%
Washington Post: 6778%
Wall Street Journal: 1691%

Not organic.

White Supremacy is a Leftist creation.

All manufactured to push anti-white racism.

To push wokism.
To divide.

[Uncle Cocktail @StillRadNotaFad]

Just paid $3.30 for gas a week after the election. It’s amazing how that works. You peabrains fell for it and voted for a bunch of open-border socialists. Fucking shortsighted clowns, I hope you get everything you voted for.

[Uncle Cocktail @StillRadNotaFad]

“All gave some, some gave all.” Veterans are the reason I always fly Old Glory on the front of my home and stand with a hand over my heart during our national Anthem. I salute and support the brave men and women of the US Military. 🇺🇸

[Uncle Cocktail @StillRadNotaFad]

@mitchellvii Absolutely not. However, there is no way the democrats deserved a “blue wave”. They literally ran on open borders, socialism, and “but Trump”.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Congress voted to protect their sexual harassment records but not America’s elections.

Never forget that…

[InfantryDort @infantrydort]

In other words, Pete Hegseth is completely vindicated in her removal since the Admiral immediately transitioned to defiant partisanship once the mask was off.

[Uncle Cocktail @StillRadNotaFad]

@zerosum4672 @SenateGOP That’s even worse.

[Uncle Cocktail @StillRadNotaFad]

Look at the ratio on this post. The @SenateGOP is either so stupid and clueless or too corrupt and hubristic.

[Shelley Moore Capito @SenCapito]

Congratulations to my colleagues elected to serve on the Senate Republican leadership team! I’m grateful for the opportunity to continue serving alongside them as RPC Chairman and fully support @LeaderJohnThune as we work together to advance our priorities and deliver results for the American people.

[Uncle Cocktail @StillRadNotaFad]

@TexasAustyn @JohnMAdams4 Oh yeah, hungover and trying to not hang your head in the mashed potatoes.

[Austyn_Texas @TexasAustyn]

Y’all remember in your early-mid 20’s how big going out the night before Thanksgiving was? It was huge. 9/10 your mom was mad at you the next day.

[Uncle Cocktail @StillRadNotaFad]

Says Davey, the self proclaimed “plant-based athlete”. lol Not one normal dude in the democrat party.

[davey @justdaveyjustin]

Every single person who was intensely upset after the 2016 election is completely vindicated. We said he’d start a war, we said he’d act like a tyrant, we said he’d engage in corruption never seen before in US history, we said he was compromised by foreign powers. We were right.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

There’s a reason DC fought Elon and DOGE…

They’re all frauds.

They’re all thieves.

America is $40+ trillion in debt.

It’s a total team effort.

Republicans and Democrats are both robbing American taxpayers.

Both parties.

Elon and DOGE exposed them.

You can’t unsee it.

[MAHA Action @MAHA_Action]

RFK Jr: “The Senate no longer has any leverage over me.”

“And that’s a big deal.”

“And then we have Stephen Miller in, who’s a friend of our movement.”

“I don’t think anything is going to get in our way now.”

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Kirk Cousins' agent is the best bag-getter in NFL history.

$2,572,688.00 - Washington - 4 years
$19,953,000.00 - Washington - 1 year
$23,943,600.00 - Washington - 1 year
$84,000,000.00 - Minnesota - 3 years
$66,000,000.00 - Minnesota - 2 years
$35,000,000.00 - Minnesota - 1 year
$180,000,000.00 - Atlanta - 4 years
$172,000,000.00 - Las Vegas - 5 years

1 playoff win. $333 million in earnings 💵