Shyam Dattani

Into all things Marketing, particularly SEO & Digital Strategy, Politics and will tweet random things that pop into my head! All opinions are my own.

[Shyam Dattani @StillShyam]

Does @GOVUK understand how the internet works? Why can I only fill out an online form to retail my license plates between 7am and 7pm.. it's an ONLINE FORM!!

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@virginmedia: thanks for being a loyal customer, as a thank you, you can pay double what a new customer would.

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@JeremyClarkson watching TopGear S1 episode 1, funny to see such a light audience, the track being explained and the lack of suspense on a tiny lap times board… how things grew and evolved.

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@yossyol That’s probably why he needs a job… her mum wants the spare room back.

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@MrBeast How does one apply

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@MrBeast I love the crazy stuff you do that’s interesting to watch but will actually benefit the person by the end of it. Wish you lived in the UK or you felt like finding a participant here.

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@richardosman Can you make an exception and let a non celeb come on for a week…

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@richardosman feel like a kid in a candy store

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@_JHoff Vintage!!

[🐝 Dan @Givemeafan]

Alyssa at least every 5 minutes:

#MAFSAU

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@xeviemuir Speechless that he raised it, said it’s not a big deal but just correct next time. How dare he.

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@richardosman Just started the bullet that missed… and Bodgan is turning out to be quite a ladies man.. my minds eye now needs to know someone to imagine he looks like. HELP.

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@AndyTheGiant @GinsburgRandy Should for sure should get a public outing!!

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What was in the kool aid at Casa Amor because those girls came back real different #loveisland

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@BarclaysBizChat almost 4 and a half hours later… my wife’s still on hold even after you told her you’d call her back… ironically she’s waiting to ensure she can update her details and keep her account open… don’t think there’s going to be much need after this experience.

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@MrGeorgeClarke couldn’t help but laugh at your face when the guy said he wanted to keep the poles in the bus… we all know what you wanted to say 😂

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@richardosman was so so excited to see the 3rd instalment of Thursday Murder Club in Tesco, had no idea there was one already... had to be an early Xmas present for myself… also if I buy a blue tick on Twitter will I be celebrity enough to come on House of Games?

[Shyam Dattani @StillShyam]

I really want to try and like @MattHancock… I just can’t.. he just seems like an emotionless robot #ImACelebrity

[Ryan🦊 @ryry_212]

I don’t care how likeable, funny or “normal” Matt Hancock might come across on I’m A Celeb, I will not forget his actions & decisions during the pandemic. He’s went on this show to improve his public image and is being paid thousands for it. It’s a fucking joke. #ImACeleb

[Dr. Ellen Walker @EllenFWalker]

I'm struggling to understand why destroying a painting of sunflowers done by Van Gogh, an impoverished man who was marginalised in his local community due to his mental illness, is the right target to make a statement about how awful the oil industry is.