Katie

Designer (visual, not fashion) and mom of three. It’s possible I’m not good at either of those things.

[Katie @StillWittyKatie]

@oog84__ You have made a difference in this world, @oog84__ . Little impacts here and there, dropping pearls of wisdom and love, one oog at a time. You’ve been a prehistoric Ted Lasso to me, and like the coach would say, “I appreciate ya.” ❤️🫂

[Katie @StillWittyKatie]

@MerriamWebster @MerriamWebster is there a word that describes the use of multiple phonesthemes, akin to alliteration?

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@SkinnerPm Did not know people cut crape myrtles! Why would that be a thing they do?

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@SMBCComics Kuato finds love 🥰

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@TommySiegel I was convinced they were orcas for some reason, and despite loving whales was not about to get into a pool with them

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@GlennPaterson12 @OrevaZSN That, with more spit than you’d want

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@USGSVolcanoes Love a great nature doc

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@gowlos60 @holly “Thoot-y” from the waiting room

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@Saki_Sleeps @holly “I know you’re e-cided” kids are amazing I hope the family still says that 30 years from now

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@michelle_byoung I just mentally add ‘Consort’ and it fits both constitutionally and, *ahem,* factually

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@dieworkwear @SoftSide1 Haley’s post about Bertie & all unloved cats made me think of our insufferable lady of indeterminate age. She is a royal pain in the ass, peremptory to the max, & demands affection without giving it. We love her to pieces & are so lucky we chose to adopt her. Adopt adult cats ❤️

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@MrLovenstein This is what Macbeth’s weird sisters were really cooking up

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@zillowgonewild It’s shockingly tasteful. Was not expecting that.

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@WBSSTL Fierce as Mike Tyson

but also sounds like Mike Tyson 😄

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@shannonrwatts @MatHelman @AlaskaAir Fruit & cheese tray FTW. Those two slices of Beecher’s alone are worth it! 🍇🍎🧀

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@MissSassbox His victory! He passed muster TWICE!

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@nickimoraa Your 3rd point matters more than many people will say. My daughter was 2 when I was pregnant, and I told husband I would not tolerate ANY BS from anyone about “Hoping for a boy this time?” or, after we knew, “Glad to have someone carry on the family name?” She was enough, period.

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@wawawiwacomics *pinchy pinchy*

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@icesk8schnauzer @MissSassbox This answered my question about whether you had eaten the truffle and stashed the wrapper, or were faced with sucking the chocolate out of your bra before putting the team back in the lineup.

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@feederofcats @Bad_Babette Have we seen a @poorlycatdraw of Dweeb yet? Ready-made poorly drawn model if ever there was one.