Still You, Not Me

I'm not your neighbor, you Bakersfield trash...

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I’m out on Twitter. This shit is really for losers. Cheers.

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@UtahFlatRanger Sorry buddy, but you’re competing for her love with JD Vance. It’s gonna be tough.

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@ianmSC Let me guess: you’ve never been in a lab and have zero degrees of import in any scientific field.

Am I close?

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@MarcKulkin Team guy. Doesn’t care.

He’s the most talented player in the country.

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@MickamiousG And if you had a gun yesterday, the same amount of people would be dead. And if everybody had a gun, many more people would be dead.

Stop being so stupid.

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If Santa Claus is in Philadelphia today for the Eagles game he better watch out.

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It’s never been Israelis under attack. It’s always been Jews, everywhere, by Muslims.

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@ksorbs You mean, ‘Jesus is kinda like a fake thing we assign birthdays to, like children do with stuffies…’

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@jalenmerricks He lost the big game they had to win?

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@RightScopee Trash

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@hoosier_comrade Good chance Indiana and ohio state end up with same record

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@RyanDyrudLAFB I mean if you were drafting them is it even close?

It’s like Jordan Addison vs Drake London. You should know there’s a difference.

Congrats to Lemon.

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@USCFootballNews Like what, 5 people? No one cares about this shit.

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@lanebrown_3 High school was hard for you, I bet

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Marcus Freeman would be a failure in New York. I’d have more faith in Brian Kelly, tbh.

Mike Tomlin is the answer

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@NDrecruiting01 Notre Dame winning a lot of things that aren’t rewarded, it seems

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@J5_Sports1 Two seasons ago against Texas Downs shot the gap, forced the RB outside and Ransom made the tackle which changed the game. He got no stars on the play but it was the play. Learn what you’re talking about.

https://t.co/1wvbRwZl3h

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@jenniferarcuri Let me guess: the highest level of science you ever took was a class called ‘science’

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@iam_johnw He wasn’t ‘better’ than him. He had better stats because he got more chances.

He’ll never be better than him.

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@KurtSchlichter Slaves to sanity?