Julieta

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[Rashid @RashidAliGarcia]

Pero hay algo que vos no sabés ♫

[Julieta @Still_barking_]

A todo esto, que opinará @malepichot ?

[Julieta @Still_barking_]

Lo que me estoy riendo con el aliadogate. Todo cae por su propio peso.

[lucas @arrobadivertido]

mariano closs: aaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA

yo: este es el mejor relator de la historia del fútbol

[Julieta @Still_barking_]

ATO ATOOO viste a la abuela? petaculá

[ᜰ 🇦🇷🇯🇵 @markklfc]

Lionel Messi on the 100-year-old fan holding the “100 YEAR OLD MESSI FAN” banner:

🗣️ “When I saw her in the stands… I honestly had to hold myself together. In that moment, football disappeared for me. It wasn’t a stadium anymore, it wasn’t noise, it wasn’t pressure it was just emotion.”

“Someone who has lived a whole century of life… through wars, through generations, through everything the world has endured… and she is still here, smiling, holding my name in her hands. I don’t even know how to explain what that feels like.”

“It made me think about everything my first steps in football, the dreams I had as a child, the sacrifices my family made… and somehow, through all those years, my name reached someone like her. It’s overwhelming.”

“I don’t deserve something like that. No player does. Because this goes beyond football. This is love from a lifetime, not just a moment.”

“I looked at her and I just wanted to stop time for a second… to say thank you properly. Not as a footballer, but as a human being who understands how rare it is to be loved like that for so long.”

“There are goals that make noise, trophies that make headlines, but this… this was something completely different. Pure, unconditional connection between two lives that were never meant to meet, but somehow did through football.”

“If I could give her anything, it wouldn’t be a shirt or a photo. It would be time. Because the fact she spent part of her life supporting me… I will carry that forever.”

“When I retire, I will remember nights like this more than anything else. Because at the end of everything, football is not about records… it is about hearts that connect without even speaking.”

“And in that moment, I realized something very simple… I am not just playing for trophies. I am playing for people like her.”

[Julieta @Still_barking_]

@Alber Inclusión a través del bullying, como corresponde.

[Julieta @Still_barking_]

@ErrorArbitralTR Fijate que se te sopló la junta.

[Julieta @Still_barking_]

@MadridismoreaI No se cansan de que les limen el buje? Picarones

[Julieta @Still_barking_]

En su mente sonaba mucho mejor

[Julieta @Still_barking_]

Hermosa la meada de prodes que viene metiendo Cabo Verde.

[Julieta @Still_barking_]

@NoVive_Socialis Si los gasea puede mejorar muchísimo la efectividad.

[Julieta @Still_barking_]

@DeloElmo Era todo parte del plan. La maraña de corrupción y choreo era solo el medio para asegurarse de ver el último mundial de Messi en paz.

[Julieta @Still_barking_]

@elpeladepipa Poco (nulo) desarrollo de la corteza prefrontal. No llegan al mínimo necesario que separa a los humanos de las demás especies.

[Julieta @Still_barking_]

@_RafaGorgory__ Me parece que esta pelotuda le agarró el gustito a hacerse funar. Sino no se entiende.

[Shaniqua Posting Delusions @DeIudedShaniqwa]

My sincere apologies to Argentina I was not familiar with your game

[Julieta @Still_barking_]

Alguien que le avise a mi culo

[The Empress 🧙🏻 @Andbrio]

Como nutricionista les digo, es más difícil subir de peso que bajar.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Other countries: “Diversity is our strength, I have AIDS”

Argentina:

[Julieta @Still_barking_]

@CuestaLozano Lloralo, pelado cabeza de poronga. Si no te gusta podés comprar vos media docena de casas y pagarle a la gente para que vaya a vivir ahí.

[Derechazo @derechazoar]

🇫🇷🇸🇳🚨 SE PARALIZA ÁFRICA: Francia y Senegal debutan en la Copa del Mundo esta tarde a las 16hs en una nueva edición del clásico africano.