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Da Bears

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Happy 250th birthday to the best country on earth! I was reading a book the other day and was struck by this paragraph. I don’t know who the author was but I thought it was brilliant and perfectly said…🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

What a moment

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Nothing more American than a big boy grilling on the roof 🇺🇸

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Me to Bosnia-Herzegovina right now despite multiple consecutive decades of not caring about soccer:

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

BREAKING: Buffalo City Hall in NY raises a Somalia flag 1 day after canceling July 4th fireworks

[Nebseknum @Stills12]

@StoolMintzy No chance Mintzy bought the book lmao he doesn’t give AF

[Nebseknum @Stills12]

@Andulrehma15157 @WiCnet Red Fork

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Exactly.

If there were mass deaths due to USAID, when are they? I would like to call the bereaved parents!

Nobody died is the truth, but a lot of fraud, funding bioweapons and foreign government interference was stopped.

Many lives were saved as a result of stopping the bad parts of USAID funding. The parts of funding that have some chance of doing good remain in place and were transferred to the State Department.

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

Rory McIlroy hitting from the Windows XP default wallpaper

[Nebseknum @Stills12]

@BarstoolBigCat Big Banna guy

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Democrat Pride Month

vs.

Patriot Pride Month

Sound on. Send it…🇺🇸🔥

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

White House, June 2024 vs June 2026:

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

This is one of my biggest pet peeves. I don’t need the constant weather alerts on repeat during the game. I’ve got windows. I know it’s bad. I definitely don’t need to know what’s going on in starke county Indiana

[Nebseknum @Stills12]

@OhioTate @StoolMintzy She is looking at the camera. I know Mintz is crosseyed but where the heck is he looking lol he is the JarJar Binks of Barstool. A bumbling fool but probably a secret genius .

[Bearsszn @bearszn]

Micah Parsons when asked who’s the number one player in the NFL:

“Yeah, Iceman.”

Even Micah knows Caleb Williams is better than Jordan Love. 👀

[Beyond the Cosmic Veil @ClassicalAegis]

Moral character and genius are what we all strive for.

This account will stimulate both.

It's a must follow.

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

61,667 Men make a choice each month. June is Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month. Life is better with you here. Bro to bro, Love you 💙.

[whitesoxdave @barstoolWSD]

Just move the Bears to Mars at this point. Don't give a shit (so long as it's not in that decaying nuclear wasteland that is the proposed NWI site. I'd rather the Bears move to Tehran than that shithole of region)

[Nebseknum @Stills12]

@VivaLaStool @StooliesClub Why are you asking him trick questions, asshole?

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

Alfonso Soriano vs. offspeed pitches away