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idk @ChelseaFC | @mipaltan | 🇮🇳

[ank @StimpyCFC]

@athulna54716080 @EthanHUNT_41 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[भास्कर @NotBhaskar72]

I can bet my left nut that ye chodu ne ek glass bhi kitchen me nhi rakha hoga saaf karke apni life me

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

This is what women think is the equivalent of them staying in touch with the man who raped them:

[भास्कर @NotBhaskar72]

What u are reading is the ultimate brainrot of the female hivemind, the boy is burdened with patriarchy to protect her sister and is expected to risk his life even tho he is 14, but his jeetni feminist sister thinks it's oppression to her. We don't hate foids enough

[Praveen Dixit.Parambhattaraka @PraveenDixit__]

@ShivrattanDhil1 Punjabis think farming is done only in punjab. No other people ever knew/saw/done farming.

[Anand Ranganathan @ARanganathan72]

Starting tomorrow, Supreme court of India is on a six-week summer vacation and will be operating at just 19% of its capacity. There are 53 million cases pending in Indian courts - 93,143 of them are pending in the Supreme Court.

A judge can go on a vacation, a judiciary cannot.

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

@piersmorgan by the way i know how to spell arsenal. But arseanal sounds better.

[Danis @DanisMCFC]

Imagine losing the biggest game of your life and your first thought is to try and clip farm, the most performative loser in football.

[NDL Ringside @NikoOmilana]

i cant believe that the pundits aren’t slating arteta, 22% possession and 1 shot on target is diabolical 😂 u cant blame the players for missing the penalties when the manager never even went for the game 😭😭

[ank @StimpyCFC]

Premier League is not something Chelsea can try for anymore under this new stupid ownership. Need to be fully focused on sneaking in a Champions League

[vanshika @VanshuKiid]

Maturity of Vaibhav in his age of 15 doesn’t change the fact that sir I am asking you this for 14th time what are you doing in ‘champions wali commentary’.

[ank @StimpyCFC]

UberXL is great in Gurgaon

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

UBER: Stinky, dirty cars

UBER BLACK: Never available

BLU SMART: Excellent, now defunct thanks to greedy scam owners

SHOFFR: Broken app, cars NEVER available

There’s a massive hole in the market for clean, reliable, no-bullshit app cabs. Someone please step up or scale!

[ank @StimpyCFC]

@CarmanTse @intothecrevasse 🤣🤣😭😭

[🎬N @Nino12x]

Jude Bellingham is a rookie when it comes to being performative. This the OG right here

[ank @StimpyCFC]

@shregupta89 @twitxtnt @kipupwidanshika Man stfu 😂😂

[César Azpilicueta @CesarAzpi]

Dear football,

Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life.

Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career.

When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way.

To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…

[Sumit Mishra @ChadSumitMishra]

Hindus will do all kinds of mental gymnastics to avoid accpeting that modern Hindu women are just very promiscuous.

[Chels HQ @Chels_HQ]

John Obi Mikel: "Why would I congratulate Arsenal on winning the Premier League? F*ck off, no way.. If someone has beaten you to it, you shake hands and you move on. My only worry is seeing where #Chelsea are. That's where I want to see us."

(@obionepodcast)

[CarefreeLewisG🇪🇹📸 #YOURWORLDCHAMPIONS @CarefreeLewisG]

John Obi Mikel is a real hater like me.

ZERO Congratulations over here. Fuck Arsenal and everything that r4pist-sympathising, PGMOL-protected institution stands for.

We go again next year. World Champions👊🏾