@elonmusk They keep telling me at the Tesla dealership that they don’t take Monopoly money. I tell them I identify it as real money but they still won’t let me take a Tesla home🤷🏼♀️
Man, I have to wait 2 hours to make fun of Canada again with Grok. I would subscribe again but all it got me before was my account became completely invisible.
#grok3#premium
Not to be a nerd but Grok 3 is way better than the earlier versions. I’ve been having some great conversations with it about whether Britney Spears is alive, the Mandela Effect, and timeline shifts. I’ve also been having fun making fun of Canada with Grok 3. @elonmusk#Grok3
The Stanley Cup isn’t a trophy—it’s a chalice holding the tears of defeated heteronormativity, refilled annually by a weeping, bedazzled Wayne Gretzky.
#canada
This sums it up perfect.
Canadians are gay because they’ve been bioengineered by a rogue faction of sentient hockey pucks that gained consciousness after being slapped around too many times.
#canada
I personally think every congressman and senator that stole money from us should have to personally write each and every one of us checks to pay us all back.
I'm still laughing at the fact that Canada thinks they are going to war with us🤣 We don't even take you serious. You’ve been the butt of our jokes since existence…
How I Met Your Mother - Canada jokes https://t.co/4DohitAM8K via @YouTube