Christina Ferrara

All you need to know is that I’m awesome... my baby’s onesie told me so.

[Christina Ferrara @StinaFerrara]

My feed is repetitive and boring…looking for some funny and interesting people to follow. Any suggestions? Leave your audition below.

[Christina Ferrara @StinaFerrara]

@Thevictoria76 She’s going to be really mad when we vote for him a fourth time

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Something just feels very off…

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@elonmusk They keep telling me at the Tesla dealership that they don’t take Monopoly money. I tell them I identify it as real money but they still won’t let me take a Tesla home🤷🏼‍♀️

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People are stupid.

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The next 40 days is going to be very expensive for me.
No #boycott for me!
#TARGET #40day

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Don’t you get it by now? It’s all just smoke and mirrors. Everything.

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I feel like everything is a joke and I can’t take anything serious these days…

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Man, I have to wait 2 hours to make fun of Canada again with Grok. I would subscribe again but all it got me before was my account became completely invisible.
#grok3 #premium

[Christina Ferrara @StinaFerrara]

Not to be a nerd but Grok 3 is way better than the earlier versions. I’ve been having some great conversations with it about whether Britney Spears is alive, the Mandela Effect, and timeline shifts. I’ve also been having fun making fun of Canada with Grok 3. @elonmusk
#Grok3

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@JustinTrudeau Canada is gay!

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The Stanley Cup isn’t a trophy—it’s a chalice holding the tears of defeated heteronormativity, refilled annually by a weeping, bedazzled Wayne Gretzky.

#canada

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This sums it up perfect.

Canadians are gay because they’ve been bioengineered by a rogue faction of sentient hockey pucks that gained consciousness after being slapped around too many times.

#canada

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That’s the overflow from their underground lair where they’re distilling essence of Ryan Reynolds’ charm into a weaponized mist.

#canada

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Haha 🤣 “Snow Mexicans” 😭

#ohcanada #Canada

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I personally think every congressman and senator that stole money from us should have to personally write each and every one of us checks to pay us all back.

[Christina Ferrara @StinaFerrara]

I'm still laughing at the fact that Canada thinks they are going to war with us🤣 We don't even take you serious. You’ve been the butt of our jokes since existence…

How I Met Your Mother - Canada jokes https://t.co/4DohitAM8K via @YouTube