Christine

Chicago born and raised, Spartan 'til the day I die. She/her.

[Christine @Stine1223]

Why am I advised to arrive to my appointment 15 minutes early if the nurse doesn’t even come to get me until 10 minutes after my scheduled appointment time

[Christine @Stine1223]

I regret every makeup product I have ever purchased with a matte finish

[Christine @Stine1223]

Sometimes you just know the @nytimes Connections team is phoning it in

[Christine @Stine1223]

If your partner is on their period, has eaten a meal and then after some time expresses they are hungry do not present them with chicken and peppers. This is the wrong offering.

[Christine @Stine1223]

Nothing like thinking a dress from a targeted ad is cute and following the link only to realize it’s a dress for a toddler

[Christine @Stine1223]

I love March Madness?

[Christine @Stine1223]

I wonder if my friends know that I’m having a little break during the workday because they get spammed with messages and memes on multiple platforms

[Christine @Stine1223]

I have a 187 day wordle streak and I’m genuinely concerned for my wellbeing the day I miss it

[Christine @Stine1223]

Ok tell me if I’ve got something here: it’s Hot Ones but held at a school, a teacher participates, it’s a fundraiser and we call it Hot for Teacher

#HotOnes
@seanseaevans

[Christine @Stine1223]

@CarmieV How did I know it was going to be of a shirtless Kelce

[Mommeh Dearest @mommeh_dearest]

Did you know that fatigue usually starts at about the 6th week of pregnancy and lasts until you die

[Christine @Stine1223]

@CarmieV 😳

[Christine @Stine1223]

I love when people use hashtags on their private social media accounts

[Christine @Stine1223]

!!!!!!!

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

Baby boomers did a pretty good job teaching their millennial daughters that they could be anything they wanted to be and a pretty terrible job of preparing their sons for what that would mean for them as husbands and fathers

[Into The Forest Dark @ElliottBlackwe3]

Therapist: You said you were disappointed with life & how the world operates. What were your expectations?
Me:

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

When the moon hits your eye like it's 5:45, that's November

[Christine @Stine1223]

Sometimes when I sneeze it sounds alarmingly like the WOW in the beginning of “I Got You” by James Brown

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

IT IS HARDER TO BUY SUDAFED THAN AN AR-15 IN MAINE

IT IS HARDER TO BUY SUDAFED THAN AN AR-15 IN MAINE

IT IS HARDER TO BUY SUDAFED THAN AN AR-15 IN MAINE

IT IS HARDER TO BUY SUDAFED THAN AN AR-15 IN MAINE

IT IS HARDER TO BUY SUDAFED THAN AN AR-15 IN MAINE

[Christine @Stine1223]

Choosing Burger King over McDonald’s is the same as choosing Pepsi over Coke