Josie Welk

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

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Ciara "Like a Boy", Beyonce "If I Were a Boy", Rihanna "Rude Boy". What's next? Lady GaGa "I am a Boy".

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I hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, All That Sh*t.

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How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg*, '' Wiggle*, *Wiggle*, *Jump*, *Jump*, *Squat*, *Stretch* Done.

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Too many baby showers, but not enough weddings.

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There's a serial killer in our house! Normal people: "CALL THE POLICE, LETS GET OUT OF HERE!" - In movies: "Lets go find him" -___-

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Blood makes you related, LOYALTY makes you family.

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That awkward moment when a hoe tries to give relationship advice.

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#ReasonsWhyWeDontGetAlong Your ratchet.

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Dont you talk when im talking, you better mute it hoe

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Freshmans are tweeting #HighSchoolMadeMeRealize..You have been in high school for 2 months..

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The pregnancy rate will drop for a couple of weeks due to the release of NBA 2K13...

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Today's Generation: "Omg my parents never let me have anything." via iPhone.

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Lil Reese pressed x,o, square, l1, r1, r2, and l2; 3 times to put in that punching combo.

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Niggas search for Jordans , Foams & iPhone release dates harder than they search for a job !

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mfs tweeting "damn its almost november already" what the fuck u thought came after october ? october jr.

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Hey you....yeah you ....Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers

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Life goes on.

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I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you.

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Your relationship ended. Not your life.

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Now that Fall is here, do you think all the girls with duck-faces will fly south for the winter?