Tuna-Ton Richie Powers

👂🕯🤷🏻‍♂️ LOGJAMMIN SINCE NAM

[Tuna-Ton Richie Powers @Stink_Kong]

My new name is Fart Knuckle Pissel Pickel

[Tuna-Ton Richie Powers @Stink_Kong]

after eating two pieces of pizza, the swelling has not gone down 😢

[Tuna-Ton Richie Powers @Stink_Kong]

US military bases are always located near the largest hamster deposits… coincidence? I think NOT!

[Tuna-Ton Richie Powers @Stink_Kong]

just finished the I SPY Spooky Mansion audio book… IT FUCKING SUCKED!

[Tuna-Ton Richie Powers @Stink_Kong]

Finally my jar of Nintendo®️ horse broth was delivered to my PO box 🥹

[Tuna-Ton Richie Powers @Stink_Kong]

I’m at a cigar bar and I just dripped freakin’ horse broth on my $600 watch! 🐎 ⌚️

[santino @santinodela]

sometimes it helps to talk to someone
but you have the right to remain silent

[Tuna-Ton Richie Powers @Stink_Kong]

I am vegan. I eat horse broth!

[Tuna-Ton Richie Powers @Stink_Kong]

Proposing is one thing. Horse broth is another.

[Tuna-Ton Richie Powers @Stink_Kong]

Horse broth is gray, by the way.

[Tuna-Ton Richie Powers @Stink_Kong]

I’m gonna spill my fucking horse broth!! Also:
Horse broth decanter? I hardly know her.
Horse broth, dang it.
Horse broth traffic laws.

[Tuna-Ton Richie Powers @Stink_Kong]

From this point forward every year before 2026 will known as BHB (Before Horse Broth)

[Tuna-Ton Richie Powers @Stink_Kong]

Horse brother drinkin’ horse broth in the brothel 🤯

[Tuna-Ton Richie Powers @Stink_Kong]

Horse meat plus hot pot equals freeze dried cadaver horse broth runoff, fuckin moron.

[Tuna-Ton Richie Powers @Stink_Kong]

WHO STOLE MY HORSE BROTH?? 🐎 🍲

[Tuna-Ton Richie Powers @Stink_Kong]

Does ANYBODY know the dates for the next Bone Patrol??

[Tuna-Ton Richie Powers @Stink_Kong]

I graduated top of my class in cockology. Call me Dr. Dickandballs.

[Tuna-Ton Richie Powers @Stink_Kong]

Brat Hansen was his name. BBQ’d meats were his game. The day he tamed the cast iron pane, all was gained in propane and fame.

[Tuna-Ton Richie Powers @Stink_Kong]

I only eat my burgers face-down-ass-up

[Tuna-Ton Richie Powers @Stink_Kong]

Get me a tallboy, pack of cigarettes, and a Big Mac on the rocks stat!

[Tuna-Ton Richie Powers @Stink_Kong]

The McGriddle yellow box is what has caused Global Warming. The entire of globe warming is caused by the yellow styrofoam McDonald’s McGriddle fold boxes!!!?