✨The Countess Dorkula✨Your Weird Aunt/Cousin✨

Waiting for the day that logic and pragmatism win out over hyperbole. Believes in nuance. 50% Endora, 50% Aunt Clara. Loves = Husband, Cat, Napping, RenFaires.

[✨The Countess Dorkula✨Your Weird Aunt/Cousin✨ @StinkerBelle74]

If I just ran through the streets yelling "You can't MAKE other people think like you, so just use that energy to make YOURSELF the best version of "You" that you can be and watch how things improve", would that work? Because this ::gestures at EVERYTHING:: is getting old.

[Saul Goodman ⚖ @itsSaulGoodman]

Everyone should carry a Saul Goodman business card. Retweet. I'll send a few to some lucky followers.

[✨The Countess Dorkula✨Your Weird Aunt/Cousin✨ @StinkerBelle74]

@nlyonne Whatever it is, I’m in ✨🖤🤘🏻✨

[✨The Countess Dorkula✨Your Weird Aunt/Cousin✨ @StinkerBelle74]

I just really like @LakeSuperior.

[✨The Countess Dorkula✨Your Weird Aunt/Cousin✨ @StinkerBelle74]

@ManMadeMoon 😂 so glad I wasn’t talking a so of anything just now! 😂

[✨The Countess Dorkula✨Your Weird Aunt/Cousin✨ @StinkerBelle74]

@marteeeen ✨🎉✨🎉✨🖤✨🤘🏻✨🖤🎉✨🎉✨

[✨The Countess Dorkula✨Your Weird Aunt/Cousin✨ @StinkerBelle74]

@drjenwolkin So, in a clinical setting, what would one do with/for a client seeking evaluation, but who was also knowledgeable of the tests if this scenario was encountered “in the wild?”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

don't ignore the happy little onion and you will have the best year ever

[Louis KC @notlouisckk]

No jokes or sarcasm on this one, so if that is what you are looking for, please scroll on by….

At some point in your life, you will probably get stuck, depressed, or not know which way to go next. Here is some serious free advice if you want to make the most out of your life:

- Always invest in yourself first if you are able. Start with your physical health and mental health. If you have injuries, keeping you in pain or keeping you from exercise or sports you love, that will take toll. Work on yourself mentally if needed. Therapy or finding a healthy group of friends is extremely valuable (I don’t believe in internet gurus). It’s impossible to start a new goal or dream with physical or mental issues holding you back.
- Also, always work on your relationships. Your online friends are not your real friends. Every close friend takes effort and work, just like dating. Every close family member takes the same effort and time, if not more. Choose which friends and family you want to be close to wisely.
- Sit down and take a minute to look inward if there is anything else you are doing in your life that you know if you did less, stopped, or did more of, you would be a better person, more energized, better parent, or whatever it may be. You will just know what it is.
- After your body, mind, and relationships are becoming healthier, things will automatically fall into place. You may be driven to a new career or care less about your career and care more about the time spent with your family.
- New things that may not have been fun before may become fun. Going bowling with friends and family may become your favorite part of the week or maybe you start skydiving or want to start your own business. Who knows.

The idea here is to invest in yourself first and then you will be a better person to care about others. If you think you don’t have the money to do it…realize you probably never will if you stay on this path. You’ll figure it out if you make the decision to really do it and I guarantee you, that money would be much easier to come by if you become the best version of yourself.

Or maybe I just went to the gym and it’s just the fake endorphins talking.

[The Ricky Gervais Clips @gervaisclips]

Two legends.

[Bigfoot’s Wilderness @BigfootsWilder1]

Love the hat @weeklyworldnews !

[✨The Countess Dorkula✨Your Weird Aunt/Cousin✨ @StinkerBelle74]

@Wolfiesmom So disrespectful. I’m sorry you were treated that way. They threw away a treasure. ✨💜✨

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Unquestionably the most important goddamn phone number of the 80s. I was there.

👉 https://t.co/mve4iJyR32

[✨The Countess Dorkula✨Your Weird Aunt/Cousin✨ @StinkerBelle74]

@TheWeightSaint ✨💜✨

[✨The Countess Dorkula✨Your Weird Aunt/Cousin✨ @StinkerBelle74]

@WhatTheADHD

[News Channel 3 WWMT-TV @wwmtnews]

Boil water advisory issued for part of Kalamazoo
https://t.co/OfVBUBYXfd

[MDOT - Southwest @MDOT_Southwest]

EB I-94 at I-69 Exit 108
All Lanes Open
Calhoun County

[MDOT - Southwest @MDOT_Southwest]

SB M-63 (Niles Rd) at Glenlord Rd
Roadway Closed
Due to a Crash
Berrien County