Draco BuffKnuckle

My diamonds all colored like a gay parade

[Draco BuffKnuckle @Stinkmenor]

@shxn0000 @KILLKOBRA Dem hoes THICCC

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

Whoever did this step forward and claim victory, you win the internet today 😭☠️

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

🚨BREAKING: Marvel just revealed its newest superhero: Watermelon Felon 🍉

[TMZ @TMZ]

Austin Metcalf's dad calls Karmelo Anthony "watermelon felon" ...

Credit: JinxedSip

[Optical🔎 @Jimbolushi]

“Mom can you give me money to buy the fat scuba nigga skin”

[Jay 🕋☪️✈️ @jay_kobbe]

"Hey, will you leave our tent?"

Black Teens:

[Sparky 💊🔪 @Sparkpoodle1]

A Bible verse about hospitality is not the same as wearing BDSM gear in front of kids Sean

[Bunts @soylennial]

when I'm legitimately dead but I overhear the doctor say "his kidney could save a trans persons life"

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

That’s what it comes down to

[The Saviour @TheSaviour]

FUCK ISRAEL

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Netflix after helping you spell a movie they don’t have

[Redd @ReddCinema]

this is how x, y and z felt after leaving the alphabet and joining mathematics

[Damian (COMMS OPEN) @Daamianski]

whole species does nothing but hit the emote button

[Paul Soter @PaulSoter]

I've looked at this tweet 20x and laugh harder every time.

[𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs]

My hungry ass looking at the ‘official Little Caesars drone’ deliver my pizza:

[David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC]

Every Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant in 3 hours:

[ahmed @ahmxdmalvo]

ngga got a masters degree in faggotry

[k @ysljennii]

how i feel when i double-tap my AirPods to skip a song

[GoldenDodo @Golden__Dodo]

The Xenomorph AI gonna be so advanced he's gonna dox my IP address