We'll always have the Jägermeister Cup

Northern Colorado football fan

[Pablo Iglesias Maurer @MLSist]

Anyways I’m here on MLS SuperDraft day, the holiest day of the year, to remind you of the greatest social media handle in the history of SuperDraft picks. MLS peaked at this very moment.

[We'll always have the Jägermeister Cup @StinktownFC]

I guess we're getting a USL2 team in Greeley, CO. I'm willing to negotiate something for the StinktownFC handle. We can spruce up the logo too!

[We'll always have the Jägermeister Cup @StinktownFC]

Peñaranda would have saved three

[We'll always have the Jägermeister Cup @StinktownFC]

that's so Lukic

[We'll always have the Jägermeister Cup @StinktownFC]

is it an actual cup now?

[Prinx Tires USL Cup @USL_Cup]

Who's winning silverware tonight? 👀 🏆

Find out by watching the #USLJägermeisterCup Final between @SacRepublicFC and @hfdathletic at 10 PM ET on @CBSSportsGolazo!

[We'll always have the Jägermeister Cup @StinktownFC]

We're gonna try again.
Why no one wants to do it in Fort Collins really confuses me.

https://t.co/Zd7pouR4bu

[We'll always have the Jägermeister Cup @StinktownFC]

It's been a wild year and change. He has to be a top coaching prospect at the USL1 level, and maybe elswhere. Thanks Eamon. Best of luck going forward.

[Northern Colorado Hailstorm FC @nocohailstormfc]

We thank Coach Eamon Zayed for an incredible & accomplished run as Hailstorm Head Coach! Coach Zayed has turned into one of the best young soccer managers & technical directors in the country & we wish him the absolute best as he moves to a new role w/ many achievements to follow

[We'll always have the Jägermeister Cup @StinktownFC]

Wolfsburg and Koln having the match of the weekend, at least

[We'll always have the Jägermeister Cup @StinktownFC]

They just spent like 10 minutes having a review on a goal that was called offside only to give a free kick to the defending team

[Burgundy Wave @BurgundyWave]

Future Legends Future Uncertain: Sources tell Burgundy Wave that Colorado Rapids 2 and Northern Colorado Hailstorm almost merged this offseason to play in MLS NEXT Pro. With that deal off, NoCo's future is again uncertain. All the details ⤵️

https://t.co/1c0r0009zy

[We'll always have the Jägermeister Cup @StinktownFC]

Ethan Hoard's scoring in Europe

[FK Jedinstvo Ub @fkjedinstvoUb]

TOTALNA DOMINACIJA NA KROVU! 💣

Naši momci su ubedljivo savladali ekipu TSC-a, a mrežu zatresli:

7’ Miladinović
44’ Denzell
75’ Paić
85’ Hoard
⚽️

BRAVOOO!!!🔥
#fkjedinstvoub #ceoubzajedanklub

[Pablo Iglesias Maurer @MLSist]

I'm starting this thread with the goal of posting one item from my collection of vintage American soccer nonsense every day.

First up: a staff jacket from the NASL's Colorado Caribou, from 1978. These are exeedingly rare, and it took me years to track one down. She's a beaut.

[I Hate Your Club @IHate_Your_Club]

The og DC United crest looks … dystopian?

[We'll always have the Jägermeister Cup @StinktownFC]

wow, he's been here forever

[Colorado Rapids @ColoradoRapids]

Jonathan Lewis has signed with Barnsley F.C.

Thank you, Jonathan—wishing you all the best on your next adventure across the pond.

#Rapids96

[I Hate Your Club @IHate_Your_Club]

SOCCER!!!!!!

[We'll always have the Jägermeister Cup @StinktownFC]

Ethan Hoard sighting

[FK Jedinstvo Ub @fkjedinstvoUb]

Momenti sa jučerašnje utakmice 📸

#fkjedinstvoub #ceoubzajedanklub

[Pablo Iglesias Maurer @MLSist]

People say American soccer has no culture but this is an actual sentence on Wikipedia

[We'll always have the Jägermeister Cup @StinktownFC]

I actually liked the Kickers logo. This is a good rebrand though.

[Richmond Kickers 🦘 @RichmondKickers]

New Era, New Look, Always Richmond ❤️💙🦘

[We'll always have the Jägermeister Cup @StinktownFC]

The Chiefs' wolf is intentionally tryin to handle the ball

[We'll always have the Jägermeister Cup @StinktownFC]

Really? Marky's goal from the first round was the best I've ever seen in person.

[USL League One @USLLeagueOne]

The @select_america Goal of the Year finalists are 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘! 😱

🦩 Juan Galindrez, @ForwardMSNFC
🦘 Adrian Billhardt, @RichmondKickers
⛈️ Real Gill, @nocohailstormfc
🦉 Max Schneider, @Union_Omaha

🗳️ https://t.co/v5KML9kKeR