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[Gabriel 🌩️ @Countcristo44]

Goats in the Middle East have learned how to walk up walls. Experts say the goats have developed this ability as a defense to avoid being married to muslim men.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

GUILTY!
TRAITOR!

[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

A restaurant owner in the UK has begun deploying “anti-inbred spray,” a pork sausage in a spray bottle, against Muslims who continue to attack him and his shop for refusing to serve halal food.

[Steven Crowder @scrowder]

Unlike George Floyd, Nowak didn't commit any crimes. He wasn't a serial violent felon.

Yet unlike the George Floyd situation, I don't see any cops taking a knee for the white kid.

If the majority of a police force won't speak out against what happened, they're complicit in it.

[Jenn Pellegrino 🇺🇸 @JennPellegrino]

John Bolton spent 2024 going on every cable show in America smearing President Trump as a criminal for retaining classified documents.

Today he pled guilty to doing exactly what he falsely accused President Trump of.

The irony is unreal!

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I stand with the indigenous people of the UK

[MAZE @mazemoore]

While the raid on Mar-a-Lago was still in progress, CNN was already saying that Trump was guilty.

Immediately after the FBI raided Bolton's home CNN started claiming it was "political payback."

I'm sure that Erin Burnett will issue a correction. 🤪

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨HOLY CRAP!!!

ICE has just confirmed that it ARRESTED THE EMPLOYERS of 48 illegal immigrants in South Carolina!!!

Both the Plant Manager and HR Coordinator for a casting company in Abbeville SC were ARRESTED and face years in prison.

IS THIS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR?!!!!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

💯

[Bo Loudon @BoLoudon]

🚨WOW: Nancy Pelosi just went berserk & demanded LindellTV reporter @AlisonInTheKnow "SHUT UP" and "GET AWAY FROM ME" after being asked why she blocked the National Guard on January 6.

Great work, Alison!

Follow: @BoLoudon

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Everything John Bolton accused Trump of doing, he did.

Every. Single. Time.

[Mr Producer @RichSementa]

Gutfeld: "No Kings announced they're holding a protest concert... on the same night as the White House UFC event. You can either watch people who suffer from head injuries or the UFC." 😅

[Darwin to Jesus @darwintojesus]

This should be obvious.

[Christopher Talbot @Lord_Talbot64]

I don't think they were mate.

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

This is me and my new religiously exempt blade

If I don’t carry this my magical elephant god will hate me

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

That’s what it comes down to

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

Are they planting bombs?

Another incident occurred in New York involving mysterious groups of people thought to be foreign, are entering and exiting manholes in the dead of night

“Videos show different groups equipped with flashlights, waders, and other gear disappear underground for hours before reappearing on city streets.” Fox News

https://t.co/ucNADDInd8

[The Fourth Musketeer @IV_Musketeer]

The 7-second cold wrist rinse was tested on 3,000 soldiers after combat simulations.

Cortisol dropped 52% within 90 seconds. Heart rate fell an average of 22 beats per minute. The Navy classified the protocol in 2009 and kept it secret until 2023.

The mechanism is radial artery cooling. Your inner wrists have the thinnest skin and the largest surface-to-volume ratio for blood vessels. 7 seconds of cold water cools the blood passing to your brain, which signals your hypothalamus to downregulate stress instantly

You've splashed cold water on your face. You've taken cold showers. Both work, but they're inconvenient.

The SEAL protocol takes 7 seconds, requires no undressing, and can be done at any sink. Soldiers used it before night missions to fall asleep fast.

The military classified this because a free 7-second stress fix would reduce demand for combat stress medication ($400M annually).

The 2023 declassification came after a FOIA lawsuit filed by a veteran.

The fix: run cold tap water over your inner wrists for 7 seconds. Both wrists. Do it when you feel a stress spike.

Within 90 seconds, your heart rate will drop. No shower, no ice.

Just 7 seconds.

[Paula Delalande @DelalandePaula]

Brilliant 😂😂