Stiv

Here you'll find words of wisdom (rarely), wisdom to laugh at (commonly), and other random collections of words from the bro'd out times of Stiv.

[Stiv @StivSaidit]

That's my girl right there, "A little less chocolate, WITH whip cream" #thatsmygirl #whipcream #mocha

[Stiv @StivSaidit]

You're too pretty. Like, so pretty that I have a boner. #awkward #babe #extrahot #hottiewithtwoTs

[Stiv @StivSaidit]

"I'll just have a latte.. but with 1 percent milk. And Vanilla..But sugar free..and decaf..and extra hot. And no foam." #MakesNoSense

[Stiv @StivSaidit]

"Hi I am learning to teach Yoga to people. Can I order a Sugar Free (a.k.a. chemicals added) Vanilla Latte?!" #MakesNoSense

[Stiv @StivSaidit]

Oh Vanilla Latte you say? Join the crowd of EVERYONE who comes in to a coffee shop and has no idea what to order. #Americans #sheeple

[Stiv @StivSaidit]

Guess the AWESOME quiche wasn't enough.... The Beard just bought a bread. #silly #makesnosense

[Stiv @StivSaidit]

Petunia brought us a #BroOutBreakfast #quiche #thursday #ThursdayBroOut

[maxwell @MaxwellMrDr]

Ya wanna cripple a whole generation? Bury them in debt for education. #studentloans #suck #debt

[Stiv @StivSaidit]

Love it when two grown ass men walk in and order Skinny Vanilla Lattes. #neverwilliever #cherryontop #yourmom #chickdrinks

[South Park @SouthPark]

"You're the worst character ever, Towelie." #SouthPark #Classics #Towelie

[Stiv @StivSaidit]

Gotta get to #LasVegas again. Last time I blacked out, passed out, woke up in time to catch the flight back. #powerblackout #vivalasvegas

[Stiv @StivSaidit]

Constantly stretch at work. That way you can high kick all your friends when they start actin' a fool. #karate #flexibleworking

[Stiv @StivSaidit]

Did I tell you my favorite color of pants is leather?#tightpants #pleather #booty #ThursdayBroOut

[Stiv @StivSaidit]

"Those are the SECOND best painted nails I've seen today, and... the first set was on a dude." - The Beard #beards #glamour #ThursdayBroOut

[Stiv @StivSaidit]

Spaghetti Salmon Asparagus Crustless Quiche. #ThursdayBroOut #breakfast #innovation #ketchup

[Stiv @StivSaidit]

"A day without hitting on Katie...is a day wasted." - The Beard #girls #smooth #beards

[Stiv @StivSaidit]

"Chick at the office brought me in a SKINNY Vanilla Latte... so I threw it in her f*ckin face. We'll see if I get fired or not." #chickdrink

[Stiv @StivSaidit]

"It should be illegal to drive to work as drunk as I was this morning." #Typical #stilldrunk #blackout

[Stiv @StivSaidit]

Ham. Spinach. Onion. Egg. Parmesan. In a muffin tin. Deconstructed omelette. That's a #ThursdayBroOut breakfast.

[NFL @NFL]

Early #SB48 weather forecast (via @NFL_ATL): http://t.co/PDpjJPZR4o