Stixy

One restless mum who needed an outlet for all the random thoughts floating around her brain... the kids just aren't the audience I'm after...

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"We're still just cavemen living in our artificial caves" I think to myself as I stand under my indoor waterfall.
#caveman #ThoughtForTheDay

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Funny what dyslexia does to you. Forever I thought it was Chick-A-Fil, only ever seeing it in written form in Australia.
I think I like my way better 😅
#ChickfilA

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Mr 5: Mum, you remember that sad birthday grandad had.
Me: 🤔oh you mean his funeral...

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I don't need a read receipt to know you read a text, duh.
#texting #GluedToYourPhone

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Really hit back at your spouse by teaching your kids their pet peeves. #petty #revenge #children #ThisMeansWar

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Little dude: Mum, if Venom went into a baby, would it be a Venom baby?
Me: *not being sure whether to be horrified or amused by the thought*
Me: Um, yeah, I guess that would be a thing...?
#Venom #Baby #ThoughtOfTheDay #VenomBaby

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Mr 4: Mummy, do dinosaurs taste like chicken, like the chicken wing?
Me: *thinks about eating a dinosaur* 🤤
#dinosaurs #TasteLikeChicken #chicken #ancestors #ThoughtOfTheDay

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Some architect needs to start the trend of adding a secret room in the house for mums to go sleep without any kids/partners interrupting. I'd call it a Sleepeasy. #architects #SendHelp #SleepEasy #MakeItHappen

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Hi, little bit about me. I'm a Libra and I'm addicted to watching carpet cleaning videos.
#carpetcleaning #addiction #ineedhelp

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Me: so disgusted by soggy bread in a sandwich.
Also me: happily eat soggy bread after being dipped in soup.
#food #FoodForThought #SoggyBread #isDisgusting #ButSoup

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For all you teetotalers out there who want to re-live the good ol' acid days, why not try eating cheese before bed. #TrippingOnCheeseDreams #cheesedreams #boredhousewife #cheese #trippy

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If Bobcat Goldthwait and Melissa McCarthy had a baby...@leigh_mcnasty 😘

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Here's a hot tip: Make sure you chose a name for your baby that you'll wanna say a thousand time a day #OrYoullLoseTheWillToLive #baby #names #parentingtips

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Who else's husband acting all nice to them since the Depp vs Heard trial began. Suddenly we don't look all that crazy anymore 😏
#DeppHeardTrial #NotThatCrazy #CountingHisBlessings

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If you really think about it, the ocean in Moana is more than kooky dooks. It drowned Moana's father's bff and it almost drowned Moana before she even left the island. #disneyvillain #moana #gangstaocean #moanaonrepeat #lifewithtoddlers

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Is it just me or do all orange roses smell like carrots? #carrot #thoughtoftheday #glitchinthematrix

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When you spot a lot of Australian actors in an American production.. #obviouslyinaustralia #australianlocation #australia

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My parenting style: The Adam Sandler Special #angrymum #shoutingalot #parenting #done #right

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Decaf: the taste of broken dreams #coffee #pregnantlife

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Why can't cheese melt at 36°C?!?!
#cheesedreams