Stobes FC

“The worst player always scores”-Coneill. Best 5 a-side team in the world.

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Appreciation post for r captain coneill 🏳️‍🌈 🍆💦

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@UTDempsey What’s a Dempsey opinion that will have you like this?

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Coneill bought all the lads McDonald’s after beating his court cases. In other news stobes have done it!

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League decider 40 minute match against injury fc. Won our last game 7-4 to merchants fc. Cmon the boys

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@hundo_fc Stobes 🤝 Hundo. It’s been beautiful boys x

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@hundo_fc Take a dmac pleaseeeeeee!!!!!!

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🚨UPCOMING MATCH🚨
Stobes fc vs someone
Final game week for the boys and it’s an all or nothing week. 20 minute matches. Boys down to bear bones after coneill got to scone on Wednesday and “fucked him up with his sausage”. 😡
Introducing loan player:Ben Burns aka ‘sussy chungus’

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@hundo_fc 😢

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Leaked quote from coneill before the big game: “if you’d little gimps lose I’m gonna fucking r*** yous.”

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🚨UPCOMING MATCH🚨
Stobes fc vs Callum Crew
Your balls haven’t dropped yet yous wee froots 🍒🍒🍆🍆 🍑🍑
Predicted score: 17-0, Coneill-17 goals.
#onlyjoking

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Stobes FC 12-5 Nannerys Pool School.
Game called with 10 to go due to fish being through on goal and some fat gorb taking his legs #ripfish
Coneill then capitalised on this.

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@hundo_fc Good luck today boys #giverespectgetrespect

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🚨🚨Daniel mcevoy unavailable for the game tonight due to a coneill rape related injury. Keeper for tonight is unsure and the lads r down to 6 players currently. It’s not looking good.

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@lee_angol Sherry>Neville

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Introducing a last minute player to join the Stobes squad this Friday….. Mr Ryan Sherry. Rory maguire will not play due to a concussion related injury (banged his head running away from coneill for some reason)

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@hundo_fc Phil literally invited us into the league

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@hundo_fc Tom bijo has no affiliation to stobes fc and any chess matches taken place between him and said player will not be a stobes L. Stobes r not liable for this shit.

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@hundo_fc Just want to be clear. I came up with an idea of recruiting Tom as stobes fc chess player to change stobes to not just a 5 a side team but since suggesting said idea Hundo fc player, Cathal bryce has since copied it like he copied r kits, r Instagram and r twitter ideas.

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Leaked starting lineup for game tomorrow against Nannerys pool school. Bench: Coneill, Fan and scone. Scone returns after game week one against Hundo fc, where he was out due to a rape related injury. Cmon the boys!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

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@brycey_ Not much more to be said………

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The founders of Stobes FC, have recently been in search of someone with the passion, dedication and courage to manage our 5-a-side team. We have come to the conclusion,after much research that matthew tunney and eunan ohare would be the best fit for our needs. Welcome boys. 🔥