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@NerdCraveYT @BigfryTV You're all dodging the real issue. They marketed a product to men and did a very good job of it. They now want to cosmetically market it to women like putting a dress on a GI Joe and the result is no one will buy it

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@hideki_d3731 @VoteCentreBC The reality is they can't avoid the culture war. At some point all of their centrist values will be attacked as far right beliefs, like thinking that men don't belong in women's rape shelters. So we may as well start with a party that is an ambiguously anti-woke

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$ACDC $FTK how long until Flotek has a higher market cap than ACDC which owns half of it? Wild stuff.

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@RealLucarioTV @CisSiberian @GameSpot People are tired of studios slapping a Barbie dress on a GI Joe and expecting both sides to just lap it up. All they've done is create a product neither men nor women will buy.

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@Bigfootpool @Kazsune @ZERODMC5 "Hey we got this game with a 95% male consumer base. Do you think more men will buy the game if we make the main female character uglier than the model?"

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@sbinskii @argos611 @DylanDoubly The fact Patagonia is a mountain range doesn't mean you can steal the logo of any company that uses that name 😂 Like c'mon idiot, all the copyright lawyers are even saying he's cooked

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@Cazzy Oh boo hoo won't someone think of the illegal immigrants and scammers who might get sent home.

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@Cazzy Why are you assuming those laws won't be followed? We can't make policy based on the deranged fears of police abolishionists.

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@AdamAstaoui @AI_EmeraldApple This is another case of the studio trying to expand its market share to women, but they aren't that interested in the equivalent of putting a dress on a G.I. Joe. We see over and over with games and movies that when they do this to a product neither side buys it

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@Cazzy @Rempalstiltsy @JeremyAppel1025 "This might make it easier to find people who are here illegally." I wish everyone understood we can just ignore people like you.

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@RTandapany @robbysoave How about the fact the Kaminoans don't find it weird that the Jedi specifically asked that the clones have an embedded program requiring them to kill all Jedi? It's like asking the breeder to train your dog to attack you on command before you take it home 😂

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@GlobeArts Why is every property now specifically designed to piss off some perceived enemy? Imagine if Project Hail Mary was made with the idea of "owning the libs" or "giving the middle finger to MAGA". It would have made a quarter as much money. People are exhausted with culture war slop

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@John50840981514 @GentsPlaybook @primusyustisio @lay2000lbs Nah you're wrong. Its totally doable but you have to match the belt and be careful about the shirt colour and pattern. And I wouldn't wear it to court or a serious business meeting.

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@LaJulie_Jolie @TheNicholasWolf No one is asking for a Star Wars movie to bena sappy tale about a giant slug trying to shake off his father's influence. No one wants this.

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@TheNicholasWolf @davey_sir We didn't need a Jabba with a CW teen-drama style character-arc. Disney seems pathologically obsessed with breaking the immersion of cool settings and characters by sloppifying it with stuff like this.

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@TheNicholasWolf @davey_sir It's frustrating that Disney keeps introducing elements that just feel so corny in the context of the star wars universe. Rotta could have remained a gurgling Jabba-like fiend that simply convinces Mando to let him off the hook because his aunt and uncle are hustling them

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@China1283610 @4evrthinner It's not that hard to be obese. These people eat atrociously, it's not complicated

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@RobertFreundLaw @jacobagi The only people mad are troons and urban libs who have never bought a piece of outdoor gear in their life.

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@mike_g_money @HempsteadTirez @ShitpostRock2 When a movie is made for women they go. When it's a male-coded product but seems well done they'll go. When it's a male-coded product but is aimed at women in a pandering way, like lady Ghostbusters, both the men and the women stay home.

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@mike_g_money @HempsteadTirez @ShitpostRock2 I don't think that's fair. Women like products that are made for women. They want a Barbie, not a female G.I. Joe. The female G.I. Joe just ends up as something no one want to play with. It's like a rudimentary, obvious thing that Disney is too fucking stupid to learm.