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[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Reminder: The Green New Deal is cheaper than a climate apocalypse.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

If you get bitten by a shark, bite it back. You’ll still probably die but the shark will be like “lol what”

[Miranda Sings @MirandaSings]

“pee pee poo poo” - Trump probably

[Heaven @HeavenSentMel]

Due to Covid-19 I will not shake hands or hug anymore, You may either Kneel or Bow to me

[bright star @prettystar011]

My brain is officially mashed potatoes after a week and a half of Love Island

[adam hudgens @adamhudgens_23]

elementary school taught me to hide under a desk during an earthquake, now at the age of 20 i laid in my bed and screamed while watching my whole room shake

[Dubs @nwluft]

J cole fans right now: