SpongeBob

SpongeBob is my life!

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@mydmac @CulturedRuffian ‘s account was suspended. He didn’t unfollow you. Instead of asking, you just block? Tremendously mature of you.

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When your loser boss tracks you on Twitter but can’t find the right account because he’s an idiot.

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If I lived in a real pineapple under the sea I would've already eaten it.

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I've never seen this creature under the sea. It must be a land animal.

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When someone farted:

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Is that my house?! Wait....

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I LOVE SEA CREATURES!

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Kanye Trump!

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You don't like my annoying laugh?

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When someone takes the last piece of pizza you were saving in the fridge for lunch tomorrow.

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I love cake! I think I'll have a piece!

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The only bath I ever take is a SpongeBath!

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I bet no one can guess my favorite holiday of the year to be lonely!

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Can't wait for Valencrimes against humanity day !!!

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Guess what you guys are getting for VD?!?

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Dyslexic dieters like to go on low crab diets.

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Technically all seafood restaurants are floundering.

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I think all crabs named Patty should sue Mr. Crabs for naming his Crabby Patties after them.