After 2 seasons in ECL, we announce the retirement of goalkeeper CapV7.
We applaud him for everything he has given to Stocksbridge and wish him the best in his next Chapter.
π¨ CLUB STATEMENT π¨ :
We can confirm that CapV7 has sustained an injury preventing him from playing against Maidstone. We can also confirm that CapV7 will be out of selection for the rest of the season due to unrested allegations / accusations made against him in the media.
Club Statement:
Manager Telletti has ordered the entire team to avoid engaging in sexual intercourse, stating in his latest press conference that players are not allowed to "Wank or have any sort of sexual pleasure" to ensure their team are mentally sharp and geared in.
π« TRANSFER NEWS: After rumours circulating online, we can confirm that Stocksbridge are NOT signing VoidLDN from Ashton Vale. And no, weβre not accepting bribes/unlegislated funds either. #Stocksbridge#TransferNews
BREAKING NEWS:
After rumours circulating online, we can confirm that Stocksbridge RB Plionka has been fatally shot and killed in a drive by shooting this morning. Our thoughts go out to their family, friends, and the community during this devastating time. π
We apologise for the recent post β our account was hacked earlier today. Weβve secured the account, reset everything, and tightened security. Appreciate your patience while we got it sorted. ππ
π’ Club Statement:
Stocksbridge Town FC have commenced legal proceedings against Darren Smith and his legal representatives for defamation relating to false statements made about one of our players, RememberPastGlory. We will protect our players and the integrity of our club.
π¨ RECORD SIGNING! π¨
Stocksbridge Town FC are delighted to announce the signing of Ceptorz from AFC Lewisham for a release clause fee of Β£260,000! π₯π΅
#WelcomeCeptroz#UpTheBridge#STFC