Jared 🐺

top level smash ultimate wolf/palutena for @gengame // smash 4 villager/bayonetta //

[Jared 🐺 @Stocktaker69]

@Special_K_Wood i tried them all and they're all wack

[Jared 🐺 @Stocktaker69]

at 2000 followers i will write a 2000 word essay on why smash ultimate sucks and wolf is its only redeeming characteristic

[Jared 🐺 @Stocktaker69]

can't believe the youtube channel Smosh is older than the average smash ultimate player

[Jared 🐺 @Stocktaker69]

like how you gonna be mad at harry styles but support the guy with $10,000 worth of makeup on his face

[Jared 🐺 @Stocktaker69]

harry styles wearing that dress was more masculine than anything Donald Trump has ever done

[fredesque @FredTaming]

if sharkboy stops moving he dies

[Jared 🐺 @Stocktaker69]

@MNTO_Mori nah im gonna let it move an inch every day until it fucks off

[Jared 🐺 @Stocktaker69]

there's a spider that sits near my work computer that moves like an inch every day and it makes me want to cry because im not gonna touch it

[Jared 🐺 @Stocktaker69]

@MOMO_ID_ 👎

[Jared 🐺 @Stocktaker69]

gonna keep adding people to this periodically, it is geared specifically towards my friends and/or mid-high level tristate players though so please do not be offended if you aren't invited i probably just don't know you like that

[Jared 🐺 @Stocktaker69]

like this tweet (this one, the one you're reading right now, in my voice) if you want an invite

i am keeping it to people i am cool with / people i want to play pls do not be offended if i don't invite you

[Jared 🐺 @Stocktaker69]

i reluctantly find it impressive that the big orange piss baby fooled 70 million americans into thinking he's cool

[Jared 🐺 @Stocktaker69]

honestly it blows my mind that some people on this earth find Donald Trump attractive. i want his ability to deceive people's eyes

[Caitlin @caithuls]

DATE: So tell me about yourself
ME: My brain sturdy like large oak table
DATE: Ok

[Jared 🐺 @Stocktaker69]

@LyricOfWisdom nah you and joel can definitely join if y'all want

[Jared 🐺 @Stocktaker69]

they were actually never funny

[Jared 🐺 @Stocktaker69]

@ZaphrosXII see i do it to other people too

[Jared 🐺 @Stocktaker69]

@YunnyOS there's always a situation for it : )