King of Dad Style

Everybody's over there getting all riled up about real stuff, and I'm just over here all You gonna eat that?

[King of Dad Style @StoddardDerek]

.@WaltDisneyWorld any plans on extending park hours on New Year's Eve past 7pm?! For real though, it's open until 10pm all the way up until the day before!!

[King of Dad Style @StoddardDerek]

@wtocdalcannady Hair migration. Nice. At least it's still the same color.

[King of Dad Style @StoddardDerek]

@lukermartin

[King of Dad Style @StoddardDerek]

Been on hold with @WaltDisneyWorld for 51 minutes now waiting to try and reschedule my reservation dates, and I've heard the same 4 or 5 songs over and over and over... Come on, y'all; update and flesh out that hold music. #HowDoYaDo #Canada

[King of Dad Style @StoddardDerek]

"As we look at the 2021 Disney Princess Half Marathon Weekend, we will convert this race weekend to virtual events..."

I get it, I do. But that doesn't make it suck any less. On a positive note, I guess I can go ahead and sign up for the 10K that sold out before. #RunDisney

[King of Dad Style @StoddardDerek]

@lukermartin The Social Dilemma

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Hey guys, wanna feel old?

I'm 40.

You're welcome.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Don’t know about y’all but I could really go for some precedented times.

[King of Dad Style @StoddardDerek]

Final leg of the @runDisney Virtual Series completed! #HauntedMansion #FoolishMortal

[King of Dad Style @StoddardDerek]

Alright I’m just gonna come out and say it knowing that I’ll probably catch flack (or worse):

This is all fucking Hydra’s doing.

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

White people bitching about “why are people looting?” stormed a city capital building with AR15s cause they couldn’t get haircuts.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I have lost control of the situation.

[King of Dad Style @StoddardDerek]

I do find it ironic that many of those who post & share about how “Looting/destroying property invalidates your arguments, so just peacefully protest” are some of the same people who have been posting Boogaloo & Boston Tea Party memes for the past year or so... #FridayThoughts

[King of Dad Style @StoddardDerek]

.@PopTartsUS if you bring back the Maple Bacon, then all can be forgiven. Just bring back the Maple Bacon. Seriously.

[King of Dad Style @StoddardDerek]

.@PopTartsUS whomever gave the go-ahead to actually make these has no tastebuds and should be punished according to the Geneva Convention.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I used to like making breakfast for the family on Saturday morning before we had 60 Saturdays in a row.

[King of Dad Style @StoddardDerek]

@lukermartin Godspeed, sir.