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40s-ish Scotsman. Powered by vodka, lager and kebabs.

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@MaloyBishop Well done! Proud of you. 1.30 used to be early but is now the stuff of legend. 😂

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@MaloyBishop Aye I know how you feel! 😂

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Right! That’s it. Dunno what, but it’s definitely it. I think.

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Just catching up on last weekends BGT. Amanda didn’t golden buzz a kid singing Defying Gravity. Is she OK?

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Someone reach out to Lee Mack and show him this.

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Pete Waterman should be Knighted.

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Poor Tess is in bits and Claudia’s just checking her watch. 😂

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@BBCNews That’s me gone of her now. Which is a shame cause she’s always round mine banging on the door at all hours.

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Is there anything more appetising than a ‘Spoons Popadom?

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Somebody tell Lee Mack that a gentleman never, ever, buttons the bottom button of his suit jacket.

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Anyone seen the film Idiocracy?

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Dear BBC. It’s been a couple of years since I’ve seen Martin Compston star in the lead role of a BBC mini series. Is he OK?

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@CryptoGodJohn Ibiza Final Boss starred alongside Roger Moore in Moonraker early on in his career.

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Ibiza Final Boss starred alongside Roger Moore in Moonraker early on in his career.

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Is follow Friday still a thing?

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Did I just get chucked by a fuckin’ chatbot?

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Such a waste of talent

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@skytv 😂😂😂

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All other airlines “sorry all flights cancelled”.

@Ryanair “Hold my beer”.