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@yslzoe_ You know what this guy needs? A scheduled and disciplined routine that only the Department of Corrections can give. Serving time will help you be on time.

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Apparently, the Brits didn't get the memo.
To order food in Arabic, start with a greeting like Marhaban (hello) or As-salamu alaykum, then use the verb Urid (I want) followed by the food item and Min fadlak (please). For example, Urid shaay min fadlak means "I want tea, please."

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@BigBlueCarti @duckofprey Coach needs to light him up and make him do laps so that he reflects on being an emotional dumbass and apologizes, but leave it at that. Football is an intense sport; it's not always easy to put yourself in proper check.

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@Brand_Anuj I tapped your mom with more love than that. No power tools, all by hand, just slow and steady. All love.

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@EverydayResell San Antonio

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@TrumpsHurricane I'm so proud of you and Jelly Dole, Mole. FK I already forgot his name. Anyways, keep up the great work Bonnie Splinters! You won't be forgotten!

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@FeelsTrader @joejoetheproto Yep, that's totally true. So are beeper fluid and 2-inch ground guides. Now go pick up all those rocks in the parking lot. Yeah, I know it's a gravel parking lot. Are you questioning my authority?

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@dom_lucre damn girl, you got two glass eyeballs? how do you get around like that?

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For the sake of OPSEC, US military personnel in uniform or on a military post should not be allowed to post on social media unless the post is approved by command. If only SecDef should bring the hammer down, but he has no qualms about posting his embarrassing PT demos. Don't kick him out. Send him to Alaska.

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Late model cargo van. Am I sure? Yes, and so is Grok.

Do I get a drink coupon or something? No? Are you sure?

Grok: Mercedes-Benz Sprinter (cargo van / panel van variant). Key identifying features visible in the photo: Distinctive black grille with the central Mercedes-Benz three-pointed star badge. Overall proportions and front-end styling typical of the Sprinter (short hood, high windshield, boxy cargo body). Headlight and bumper design consistent with mid-to-late generation Sprinters (roughly 2006–present, most likely a 2010s–2020s model given the styling). This is the common large commercial van sold worldwide under the Mercedes-Benz (and previously Dodge/Freightliner) Sprinter name. The exact year and wheelbase/roof height are harder to pinpoint from this somewhat distant, slightly soft front view, but the make and model are clear.

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@QuiteProblmatic @Dbux1966 @WeaponOutfitter Britain officially told the US last week its military is no longer capable of offensive operations, only defensive. Still waiting for them to defend something.

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@QuiteProblmatic @Dbux1966 @WeaponOutfitter I approve this "Burn"

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Dean, are you a military veteran? It looks like you might be a tanker. Respect, but In the compartment, long distance. Not really up close and personal so the enemy doesn't get to hear your instructions. Right? I'm thinking you never deployed. Nothing wrong with that.
Do yourself a favor and call call someone you know in a combat arms MOS that has operated outside the wire in Urban Bagdad on a daily basis. Asked about their first week learning about self preservation. Controlling the situation with every tool at your disposal and the highly necessary learned knee jerk response of "violence of action" and how it massively increases your chances of making it back to that lovely chow hall safe and sound.
At best , an inner city police officer contends with much more violence or possibility of violence than the soldier in Bagdad, probably by multitudes more.
I imagine had you gotten killed in combat, your commander's AAR will say " KIA. Soldier failed to grasp the concept and requirements of public relations." If you didn't scream while engaged in a similar situation to the officer above, I would not want you in my squad. I would see you as a liability to the rest of your team.
I hope you rethink your remark. Try grasping the concept.

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@ailanyus Quit teaching what exactly? Chances are a high schooler can't read your sign anyhow.

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@farman4x 98

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@17thletter101 https://t.co/XkPvODpAwP

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@Beno10_MFC R. I keep answering these questions correctly. You would think I could win a coupon for an extra entree at waffle house or something.

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@tymboyszn 08

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@ojessie__ Single, with excellent survival skills.

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@CinemaTweets1 This scene totally reminds me of what happened to me when I sat down in the theater to watch it. Thankfully I woke up and was able to walk out on my own before the movie ended.