Byleth Eisner

ྭ ༜ ༚ ་ ཾཿ ⠀ ། ༅⠀ 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒫𝓇𝑜𝒻𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑜𝓇⠀ ༅ ། ⠀ ཿཾ ་ ༚ ༜ ྭ ྭ ༜ ༚ ་ ཾཿ⠀༼⠀𝙼𝚊𝚓𝚘𝚛 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝙵𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜 𓄽 ༽ ཿཾ ་ ༚ ༜ ྭ ⠀⠀ ❝Aʟʟᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴsᴛʀᴀᴛᴇ.❞

[Byleth Eisner @StoicProfessor]

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[Byleth Eisner @StoicProfessor]

Byleth is going to send Shez to an early grave.

[Caspar von Bergliez @HotheadedNoble]

Caspar thought Dedue was ugly because he was from Duscur.

Maybe if he wasn’t from Duscur he wouldn’t have been ugly.

[Caspar von Bergliez @HotheadedNoble]

And while he was at it, Ignatz’s shirt was stupid. What was he wearing that for? It didn’t even look nice.

[Claude von Riegan @HouseRieganHeir]

@StoicProfessor He’s gotta say, he appreciated the way Teach looked at his muscular thighs.

[Byleth Eisner @StoicProfessor]

Byleth was looking at Claude’s muscular thighs.

[Byleth Eisner @StoicProfessor]

“That’s Dimitri, isn’t it?” Byleth questioned while pointing an index finger at the king of Faerghus. “He’s ugly. He looks like IT. The clown from IT. Pennywise.” They continued. “He looks like a clown with a big forehead. He is hideous.”

[Sylvain Jose Gautier @GautierNoble]

@StoicProfessor - on his heel and headed in the direction of his room. The Professor sure was in some kind of mood today.

[Sylvain Jose Gautier @GautierNoble]

@StoicProfessor Yeah, he could admit that line sounded better in his head… it wasn’t coming across as defiant as he wanted when it didn’t really make any sense. He sort of just blurted it out because he was mad.
“Oh, OK… Well, whatever.” Sylvain huffed as he turned -

[Byleth Eisner @StoicProfessor]

@GautierNoble They blinked in mild confusion at his response, not entirely sure that it made sense. But no matter. They said what they needed to say. “Good day, Sylvain.” They said with a small gesture of their head. “You are dismissed.”

[Sylvain Jose Gautier @GautierNoble]

@StoicProfessor If it were true, Felix would make fun of him for sure. That’s why he knows it’s a lie.

“Trust me, I will.” He huffed, scowling at the Professor. He really couldn’t stand them. They were always making fun of him. It never ended.

[Byleth Eisner @StoicProfessor]

@GautierNoble They were surprised Felix hadn’t been the first to point and laugh, then.

“If that is what you wish to believe.” They replied indifferently. It made no difference to them. They knew he stank, whether or not he wished to admit it.

[Sylvain Jose Gautier @GautierNoble]

@StoicProfessor “Uh, because I don’t stink?” Sly replied with a shrug. “That would be a pretty good reason for not smelling whatever it is you’re smelling.” He sassed. Like hell Felix wouldn’t comment if he truly stank as bad as they were saying. Felix would be the first to point and laugh.

[Byleth Eisner @StoicProfessor]

@GautierNoble “Then why can’t you?” Byleth challenged as they blankly stared ahead at Sylvain, unflinching. If he couldn’t smell it, the rest of them certainly could.

[Sylvain Jose Gautier @GautierNoble]

@StoicProfessor He placed his hand on his hip as he shook his head. “No way, Professor. I smell just fine. If I really smelt like that, I would be able to tell.” He had a nose, it was big enough. If he smelt like onions and fish, he’d be smelling it too.

[Byleth Eisner @StoicProfessor]

@GautierNoble Someone was mentioning it by now. That someone was Byleth. “You do.” They said, deciding to break the news to him. They knew the scent of bad fish mixed with tangy onions. That was exactly what Sylvain smelt like.

[Sylvain Jose Gautier @GautierNoble]

@StoicProfessor His eyes bugged as he jumped back a bit. “What?” He questioned in complete shock. “There is no way I smell like fishy… onions.” He disagreed with a shake of his head. If he smelt that bad someone would’ve mentioned it by now.

[Byleth Eisner @StoicProfessor]

@GautierNoble Byleth blinked their eyes, undeterred by his response. “There’s also this sweet, sour, tangy scent like onions. You raise quite a stink.” They disagreed.

[Sylvain Jose Gautier @GautierNoble]

@StoicProfessor “That is not true. I have never been told I smell bad.” He stated defensively, furrowing his brows as he crossed his arms over his chest. “If anyone here smells bad, it’s you, Professor.”