John Stokes

To be the man you've got to beat the man

[John Stokes @StokesthePro]

How many cans does it take you to get drunk?

My brain
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Me "Twelve"

[David Ornside @David_Ornside]

🚨𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: It's reported that, Manchester city paid more than £51m for Erling Haaland, they paid more than what PSG paid for Neymar (€222m) in 2017.

Allegedly, City paid close to €250m but reached a secret agreement with Dortmund not to disclose the actual amount and also, Some journalists were paid to report £51m as the transfer fee.

[John Stokes @StokesthePro]

@villanmike73 @StanCollymore Hopefully the Villains can get a trophy

[John Stokes @StokesthePro]

@Samjohns89 @StanCollymore 2 CWCs and 2 Super Cups

[hassan @Hassan241]

I WAS SO MOVED

[John Stokes @StokesthePro]

@Grahamblythe4 @Chelsearory 25 years ago, champions league quarter finalists and fa cup winners

[John Stokes @StokesthePro]

@creepydotorg

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🇪🇸 Marc Cucurella replies to Gary Neville: “We went all the way, Gary. Thanks for your support”.

[John Stokes @StokesthePro]

@siphillipssport @FrazFletcher A

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[John Stokes @StokesthePro]

@LFC_000 Hahahaaaaw

[John Stokes @StokesthePro]

@Anthony04192309 @wr_ghty Toys out of pram

[John Stokes @StokesthePro]

@FordSpurs @talkSPORT St Mary's?

[John Stokes @StokesthePro]

@RossSmith180 The Engine

[Harry @H_Sax98]

This is class from Danny Ings tbf 👏

[John Stokes @StokesthePro]

@mattletiss7 You were a cult hero to all now you're an ignorant ex player

[John Stokes @StokesthePro]

@JamAntonioTV Only a matter of time for City but the CWC doesn't qualify as champions of Europe. Same as the Europa league or conference league, secondary competitions.

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@footballtweet

[John Stokes @StokesthePro]

@sportbible Chelsea 4-2 Liverpool Fa cup 4th round 96/97

[John Stokes @StokesthePro]

@TommyFlanagan familiar looking shadow?!

[John Stokes @StokesthePro]

@PardonMeImBlunt Fucking class series.

[Sam @_SamAlex]

Rangers fans: No Surrender!

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