@coinbureau 5-day pause on strikes…
Just enough time for the whales to cover their oil shorts and load up on BTC at the dip.
Thanks, Donald Trump. 🛢️📉🚀
@AshCrypto The $100B didn’t appear out of nowhere.
It’s the scared money that fled to gold during the ‘Iran war’ tweet… then saw Trump was just shitposting again and YOLO’d back into BTC.
@cryptocoinf Exchange Whale Ratio at multi-year high on just -2%? Whales quietly absorbing while weak hands panic-sell. Classic shakeout. Smart money is loading. Stay patient 📈
@HYPERDailyTK 2.1M in fees in 24h? Hyperliquid isn’t a DEX anymore, it’s literally the crypto Powerball 💀
Meanwhile Ethereum is crying in the corner and Tron is googling “am I still online? 😂
Step-by-step tutorial:
1. Open Claude
2. Ask it to code a Polymarket bot
3. Watch Mario tell his life story, talk about his amygdala and his +500% for 2 hours and 20 minutes
4. Type 3 lines of code at 2:18 AM
5. Pay $1500 for the real tutorial
The only bot that actually printed money here is the one selling the bootcamp 🤣
@joekent16jan19 From “Iran wants to kill Trump” to “this is Israel’s war” in under 2 years.
The plot twists are getting wilder than a Netflix series 👀🔥
@Stringer_Bell93 Désolé mais tu mélanges tout. Le Japon détient 1,18 trillion, pas 8,6 milliards. C’est 4% de la dette US, pas un tiers. Les assureurs jap ne vendent pas 600B en une semaine. Check tes chiffres.