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@FightWithMemes Unless you're a 14 year old girl or a gay dude your everyone is picking the correct woman.

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@TheLastKekker Nobody is pulling the wool over Aunt May's eyes.

That woman sees more than Heimdall

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@werosolo All cars used to be like this. A lot of people died from the energy of the impact so they made them bendable/crushable to dissipate the impact of the collision.

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@mooseincrisis Like... at least pick the trash up off the floor... for fucks sake her place is disgusting.

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@zahrantica This is retard BS. You use a F*ing coupling.

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@messedupfoods Can you come do my house next?

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Sounds like Guatemalan’s are super dangerous and we shouldn’t let any of them in

[Jack Hopkins @thejackhopkins]

ICE grabbed a roofer in Missouri with no warrant. His wife self-deported so her kids wouldn’t lose both parents. Both found bound and shot in a cane field. Their 14-month-old was crying next to her mother’s body, dehydrated. Not a side effect. The point. Enough of this bullshit.

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@Basedgoymemes If Indian's were better than American's at tech then India would be the most technically advanced nation on Earth yet their nation is literal rivers of garbage and shit and their Apex predators are trains and powerlines.

Send them all back.

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@modernhistory How has this man still not been cast as Tinkerbell?

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@airmainengineer The cause was flipping over on it's side.

I mean.... seems kinda obvious

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@Anixnix @airmainengineer Uh... yeah... that's exactly what i was gonna... say.

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Yeah, but it only takes me 12min to reheat the frozen eggrolls my wife made by hand for lunch... so... sometimes smallness is better.

[clara ✠ 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔲𝔯𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔱 @SlopHq]

an air fryer is what happens when a generation that was never taught the oven exists meets an appliance industry that knows it. the innovation isn't the fan, it's the preheat time, and the preheat time is short because the box is small. you bought smallness

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@otaviochatao That would last for about 20 seconds in a Minnesota hailstorm.

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@mooseincrisis Wow, would you look at that rack.

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@TruckerDanUSA The Chinook is not just the fastest heavy lift helicopter... it's the fastest helicopter in the US military bar none.

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@SouthernBoy911 Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.

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@DeeGoingsGirl My kids go to public school. Their best friends are the family a block away who are home schooled.

Their just happy to spend time with each other.

Stop stirring pots.

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@ThomasSowell This retard said polar bears are just white grizzly bears.

My 5 yr old knows more about science than this muppet.

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@Sesssaame No different then when you fall down waterskiing or tubing.

People need to get a grip

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@itispsychomath Indians aren’t even benefiting India