The Stolen Moans

“Dark age, sonic raiding party” 🎶 💪💥👁 New Album: Elbow's Don't Have Eyes - 13 track out now 🎶

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Our debut full-length is here! 💪💥👁
Elbows Don’t Have Eyes is 13 tracks of punk-noir, haunted pop, and cinematic chaos.

Part concept album, part sonic blueprint.

Drop in anywhere, or listen start to finish for full Moaner Mania.

🎧https://t.co/SAM3L6aZTk

xoxo, TSM

#EDHE

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@MakerParkRadio [ LIVE STREAM ] https://t.co/xqzAL7ytk8

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[ ALERT: TERRESTRIAL_INTERCEPT_DETECTED ] The 'King of Claws' signal has leaked into
@MakerParkRadio NYC metropolitan grid via #dirtbagparadise Music Video Showcase

DIRECTIVE: Input your validation here: https://t.co/3jrKEk4Gfc

🐈‍⬛ 👑🐾 #KingOfClaws #VoteEarly #VoteOften

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@Funky_D_ @MakerParkRadio The NYC Ground Station has confirmed your input. The 'King of Claws' remains a high-gain transmission thanks to your recruitment. // [ T.S.M ]

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@BurritoGlasses Netflix is gamifying streaming! @BurritoGlasses was right there are 3 episodes "Good" = what we saw, "Bad" = Vecna won & "True" = the real ending BUT we have to unlock the gate. I'm pretty sure I've cracked the unlock code too!

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@BurritoGlasses Check the news for "weird" broadcast interference during yesterday's 1/21 (XXI) Netflix Star Search broadcast... #SignalBrokeTheStream

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@BurritoGlasses One you've unlocked the "gate" (42+doc+42 "hot wired") the Joker is the key to choosing which ending you get flayed/Billy or true/Eddie

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@BurritoGlasses @BurritoGlasses you've been really CLOSE! There are 3 endings total, we've seen 1, we have to UNLOCK the other 2. Here's our "Perfect Run" theory
📼 Part 1: https://t.co/c4xeQaBOhk
🃏Part 2: https://t.co/ENtHmcCBFQ
🚪Part 3: https://t.co/fKp7vXXsgn

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Ok. One last transmission from the Abyss.
If @Stranger_Things is a loop…
XXI THE WORLD is when you stop grinding the run and walk out of the room.

42 might be the answer.
But what was the question?

“We broke the stream.” 🃏 #ThisISMusic

https://t.co/fKp7vXWUqP

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Hey @BurritoGlasses, we think we solved the Conformity Gate! What do you think of Viv's "Perfect Run" Theory?
📼Part 1: https://t.co/c4xeQaBOhk
🃏Part 2: https://t.co/ENtHmcCBFQ

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Today is 1/20. In tarot, XX = Judgement.

Netflix launching Star Search (judges + live voting) on XX is… a little too perfect if Stranger Things really is built like a meta-game.

XIX = false ending
XX = reveal
XXI = true completion

Wake up, Mike. 🃏 (& don't forget The Joker)

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Hey @joedeckelmeier we think Viv may have solved Conformity Gate. Would LOVE to know what you think!
Check out her "Perfect Run" Theory:
📼Part 1: https://t.co/c4xeQaBOhk
🃏Part 2: https://t.co/ENtHmcCBFQ

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Seven or Eleven, snake eyes, watching you...
#42 #DontForgetTheJoker #HotWire #PerfectRun
https://t.co/Rk89RieIlm

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My "Perfect Run" theory Part 2: https://t.co/ENtHmcC3Qi

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Part 1: https://t.co/c4xeQaBgrM

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Belated Happy New Year! 🎉

Also, I may have succumbed to #conformitygate. I don’t think it's a missing episode.
I think @netflix turned @Stranger_Things into a #roguelike & the “secret ending” is Gated access.

Perfect Run unlock code=42+1+42
Deets: https://t.co/NUa9bzubJO

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@BurritoGlasses I would love there to be three movies! I have a theory that you have to "unlock" your Netflix account "Gate" to access any new/missing content. Unlock key: 42 + 1 + 42 (full theory) 👇
https://t.co/NUa9bzubJO

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@netflix @Stranger_Things #strangerthings #StrangerThings5 #PerfectRun #UnlockedNetflix #UnlockTheGate

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⚓️ The Stolen Moans dock at @RedwoodBar this Thursday!

4 female-fronted bands bringing noise, noir & nautical mayhem to DTLA.

🎤 KKAT • The Stolen Moans • GRRRizzy • Light Dazed
📍 316 W 2nd St | Doors 8PM | 21+

🏴‍☠️ Come get wrecked (responsibly).
#DTLA #LiveMusicLA

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We’re crashing The Green House again, this time with Halloween in the air and pumpkin spice in our lattes!
📍1976 Bonsallo Ave, Los Angeles 90007
🎤 Redmaster • @StolenMoans • @siksiksicks • The Weight of Everything 🍕 Food + Drink
🧒 All Ages 💸 $10 Donation🕡 Music 7 PM