Azzy

Sofa-master, Pool-bomber, Counter-surfer

[Azzy @StomachOnPaws]

Imma very happy #birthday dog. So proud of my new toy!

[Azzy @StomachOnPaws]

Think this might be the best day of my life (since the last #beach day) #seaside #BALL

[Azzy @StomachOnPaws]

Just told a group of #DofE -ers that they were actually 2 hours walk from where they thought they were ... #feelbadforlaughing #gooddog

[Azzy @StomachOnPaws]

Mummy's reaction to the #grandnational paddock: "These horses weigh less than me!". Yet still she doesn't share her snacks ...

[Azzy @StomachOnPaws]

Thanks #Crufts I'm going to have to lick the tears off Mummy1's face now. #sob #howl

[Azzy @StomachOnPaws]

Fallen tree = toy, fence panel gone = freedom, watching mum wade through a waist high river to rescue my girlfriend = priceless #stormdoris

[Azzy @StomachOnPaws]

There's not enough space for all my #paws

[Azzy @StomachOnPaws]

Ways to get the humans to buy you new toy: No. 1 Bite favourite toy's face off and blame it on a visiting dog #sneaky #dogslife #who

[Azzy @StomachOnPaws]

#TongueOutTuesday

[Azzy @StomachOnPaws]

When your human lies on the floor instead of getting your dinner #whatajoke

[Azzy @StomachOnPaws]

Chilling with a view. Love my #friday #walking. Spot my fur in the shadows - not going to lie I'm a little peeved I'm not in full view!

[Azzy @StomachOnPaws]

#ChristmasDinner is a form of torture made especially for Labradors 🐕 here's hoping humans get more tiddly and drop the turkey!

[Azzy @StomachOnPaws]

Gahhh! The #Christmas Tree (and goodies beneath) have an advanced burglar detection system - I've been busted!

[Azzy @StomachOnPaws]

Chilling in the #Autumn sun. Free natural bed of leaves and a view over the hills. #bliss

[Azzy @StomachOnPaws]

Humans are staring out of the door at nothing. There are no naughty foxes, I've checked! Mental #supermoon

[Azzy @StomachOnPaws]

Although she is a big improvement on Mummy1s rapping (and Mummy2s spice girl karaoke ...)

[Azzy @StomachOnPaws]

Humans officially would buy @The_Honey_G music. Not sure my ears agree - have retreated to my bed whilst the humans scream "G"

[Azzy @StomachOnPaws]

#BusterTheBoxer is far more tolerant of the naughty foxes than I am. I would be demonstrating the four-footed-alarm-woof-bounce

[Azzy @StomachOnPaws]

Free agility equipment down in the woods. Thankfully no scary a-frame #agility #labrador

[Azzy @StomachOnPaws]

How do humans survive without tails to use as pillows? #sleep #comfort