Connor Dolphy

notorious

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

When I clean my apartment before a date I feel like a corrupt mayor hiding documents ahead of an audit.

[Connor Dolphy @StompyMuff]

@iamSauceGardner yo good job deleting that tweet after 3 hours shut up and learn to play football

[The Kevin Harlan Effect @KevHarlanEffect]

Whew, I thought you were gonna say he introduced the president.

[Connor Dolphy @StompyMuff]

@iamSauceGardner Ya no wonder your career went to shit .. stop tweeting trying to justify and work on trying to cover a man

[Connor Dolphy @StompyMuff]

@shortsqueeznews Good

[Doug “Lyncher” Smith @prettigoodtime]

Can all guys just agree we are not washing our hands after taking a piss so I don’t have to performatively wash my hands when another persons in the bathroom

[NEET @neetrockstar]

I’ll be honest Im killing myself in the next 5 years

[Connor Dolphy @StompyMuff]

@cocoisemployed What race is this?

[Connor Dolphy @StompyMuff]

Charlie Kirk on Li #loveislandusa

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

Me when I smell a pie cooling on a nearby windowsill:

[CallUnc @Callunc]

"WHY DIDN'T I BUY BITCOIN IN 2010?"

Me in 2010

[Connor Dolphy @StompyMuff]

@kirawontmiss Comments are mental why would anyone let there two little kids go into a public bathroom by themselfs stop

[anth*ny @oomfpit]

can smell my balls through my shorts

[Connor Dolphy @StompyMuff]

@JordanBowlus @YourFriendKyle_ Haha f him still ass bitch

[Connor Dolphy @StompyMuff]

@YourFriendKyle_ Should of cashed out bitch

[Connor Dolphy @StompyMuff]

@YourFriendKyle_ Sucks to suck bitch

[Sean O'Malley @SugaSeanMMA]

MANIFESTED. @wearedoingwell

[Connor Dolphy @StompyMuff]

@showmethepod What are u retarded

[Connor Dolphy @StompyMuff]

@washghost1 Priest about to do numbers in that church #soakinginthecrimes #dermsfat #bigirishnuts

[Connor Dolphy @StompyMuff]

It don’t matter to me how the Phillies are in season or if we don’t even face dodgers in playoffs we’ll still not hit and lose @Phillies #shrink #killtreaturner #leakyballs