Stone Allen

[Stone Allen @StoneAllen11]

@lookinforsugaaa Started it but didn’t get super far

[Stone Allen @StoneAllen11]

@Al3kstqryy1 Mee 🥺👉👈

[Stone Allen @StoneAllen11]

The people need me, not because I fight crime but because I have a humongous penis

[Stone Allen @StoneAllen11]

One time my sister thought I was gay because my alexa shuffled my music and played Dear Evan Hansen, which I find insane considering that people shouldn’t have to define who they are by what they like

I am a homosexual on the other hand

[Stone Allen @StoneAllen11]

How to get pickle out of a tickle me elmo, it is imperative the pickle remains untickled

[Stone Allen @StoneAllen11]

Game over guys, the military is confiscating my prostate again

[Stone Allen @StoneAllen11]

How to deal with massive rat bites on my Johnson, need tutorial fast they’re going to town as we speak

[Stone Allen @StoneAllen11]

@ExpandDong101 That’s the thing, that’s how you START sex

[Stone Allen @StoneAllen11]

I have decided to resent calculators as AI should take everybody’s job

[ElevateNZ🍉 @ExpandDong101]

How long after sex is it appropriate to open up Dragon Ball Legends?

[Stone Allen @StoneAllen11]

@Al3kstqryy1 Fuck you Dickbreath

[Stone Allen @StoneAllen11]

I would like to think I’m a pretty cool guy, any thoughts

[mishaa (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)-☆ @moonlightt_135]

ouuu im retarded ouuu shii