Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition)

Palmer 3:16 💀
We've won it all 💙
Toxically Positive World Champion
Maresca Is A Snake

[Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition) @StoneCold_CFC]

Palmer 3:16 says I just cooked your ass!

[Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition) @StoneCold_CFC]

My brain literally can't comprehend this touch. Oh my days

[𝐋𝐥𝟑𝐭𝐭𝐞 @Coll3tte]

Other Premier league manager go think say na film trick 😭

[Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition) @StoneCold_CFC]

@Blue_Footy Only way to beat them is with a stick while they sleep. On a pitch over 90 mins? Impossible.

[Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition) @StoneCold_CFC]

@TacticalPystake I'd recognise @WWEVacant anywhere

[Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition) @StoneCold_CFC]

Christ, Reggie Walsh had a growth spurt!

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Straight to work. 💪

[Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition) @StoneCold_CFC]

Hope we sell him abroad. Not because I'm worried about regretting it I just don't want to see his face

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Alejandro Garnacho can leave Chelsea this summer and he’s not untouchable.

In case of good proposal on permanent deal, #CFC ready to open doors to exit with initial movements started in terms of clubs keen.

Garnacho can leave after just one season at Chelsea.

[Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition) @StoneCold_CFC]

@chelssufferer Man doesn't understand how food works.

[Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition) @StoneCold_CFC]

@ChelseaFC Poor form putting this behind a paywall after the horror show ownership performance last season. Tone deaf as hell.

[Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition) @StoneCold_CFC]

@Ellis_ Oh yeah it's a hell of a deal. He deserves a more important role, too. I will enjoy watching him ball out more regularly; as long as it doesn't end in wins 💙

[Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition) @StoneCold_CFC]

It'll all be fine, and you have no control over it anyway, so stop stressing, and stop moaning ✌️

[Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition) @StoneCold_CFC]

@CFCdruw They were two players so far down the list of players we needed/wanted to sell that it's frustrating to see them go but nobody else yet. But as you say, it's early doors.

[Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition) @StoneCold_CFC]

Worth every penny. Absolute class lad and can only wish him the best. He deserves to get important player minutes, but he'll always be Chels to me 💙

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Andrey Santos to Manchester United, here we go! Deal in place with medical now booked in next 24h for Brazilian midfielder.

#MUFC to pay £50m matching price asked by Chelsea plus 10% sell-on clause.

Contract until June 2031 to be signed tomorrow — follows @David_Ornstein.

[Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition) @StoneCold_CFC]

@Chels1an Yeah that sucks. The rest of the tournament did so much to raise the stocks of soccer throughout. I've seen so many tweets of Americans saying they want to carry on watching it. I hope it still has a knock on effect over there.

[Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition) @StoneCold_CFC]

@karl1093 @Chels1an And a huge sell on iirc. Wanna say 40%

[Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition) @StoneCold_CFC]

@CaseFaceCFC 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition) @StoneCold_CFC]

@elsdawg You can call me what you want, just don't call me late for Denner

[Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition) @StoneCold_CFC]

@elIisburner Half a decade is doing some serious rounding here 😂

[Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition) @StoneCold_CFC]

@CFCdruw It wont happen because why would you leave one of your best players out but it'd be the funniest thing if they didn't play Balogun and won anyway 😂

[Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition) @StoneCold_CFC]

How does one sleep after that?

[Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition) @StoneCold_CFC]

@FabrizioRomano Blue Cartel 🤝

[Stone Cold Cole Palmer (Fractured Toe Edition) @StoneCold_CFC]

@breezy_345 Exactly what I thought