Stone Krueger

21🍻🍻 Alaska🇺🇸🌍

[Stone Krueger @StoneKrueger]

I will always rather the painful truth over a petty lie to put me at ease

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@HTresham This looks like a bisexual tinder bio. At least say you need some girls to show you around the bars😉

[Randalltime @RandallTime]

If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...

[Stone Krueger @StoneKrueger]

Kick names, take ass

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Where can I snag some pallets from?

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Yeah, it's really got ya all fucky when you only get paid once a month https://t.co/ETQ77jCWpF

[sheila mae @sheilaxmaee]

the “it’s okay i get paid next week” got me broke asf

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I'm just ready to go hunting already. Been too long

[Sean Dawn @SeandelneyBMX]

Push up bras are like a bag of chips. You open them up and realize it’s only half way full

[Tyler Harvey @tharvs_2]

I've been feeling so fucking good lately, shit yessss

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@mj_calugay Not high enough is probably the problem actually😂

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Anyone else insticively try to unlock your house like this?

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Flat top sunsets

[RJAllTheWay @kinmonrj]

I will never get tired of seeing moose on the ground and eagles in the sky.

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Happy happy😋

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@kinmonrj Yeah, definitely apply yourself to them more after you hear them for sure. Some of them just still suprise me tho

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Horoscopes are pretty creepy dude. Think about that shit

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@MrSteelioFood Come hoooome

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When you flick a big ole booger and have not a clue where it went except for maybe on the person next to you

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Guess you can't smuggle a 5th in your pants into the Alaska airlines center

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Today must be national dumb asses all over the road day