Apollumi

Jo B Connelly

[Apollumi @StoneShreddrr]

@Morbidful My question is how the hell are you going to do that to your partner? Or does your partner even care?

[Apollumi @StoneShreddrr]

@Morbidful You’re going to die anyways, what’s the rush?

[Apollumi @StoneShreddrr]

@drinkroobru @Nielo_Gan @SawyerMerritt Elon isn’t hard working smh. He was born into generational wealth, and keeps buying peoples others businesses. Mfer is useless

[brent @murrman5]

asking the plumber I hired “what’s the move?” when he comes out of my bathroom

[brent @murrman5]

lawyer just pulled this out. my ass is going to jail

[Apollumi @StoneShreddrr]

@_jsc90 It’s the 9th month of the year, how is it already? We’re like 3/4 of the way through the year

[Apollumi @StoneShreddrr]

Fuck @JFKairport
Your logistics are fucking terrible

[Apollumi @StoneShreddrr]

@tedcruz You don’t even know what the word “communist” means. When are you going to admit to everyone that you are the Zodiac Killer?

[Apollumi @StoneShreddrr]

@Joepeepss17 @DogeMarineP @AaronJFentress @SamTrevor380 @thomas__barker Nice mental gymnastics you dumb fuck.

[Apollumi @StoneShreddrr]

@Joshsaltbringer @DonCheadle You can’t even meme correctly, what a smooth brain 😂
Keep spouting out racist bullshit, makes it easier to target you

[Apollumi @StoneShreddrr]

@Joshsaltbringer @DonCheadle What you’re referring to is the “paradox of tolerance.” That’s a right wing dog whistle because tolerance is a social contract, and those that break that contract are not covered by it. Aka if you’re intolerant, we don’t have to tolerate your hatred. Dummy

[Apollumi @StoneShreddrr]

@mhenry850 @NoelFritsch @FirstHealth You’re a BSN x RN for 25 YEARS, and you are saying shit like this? Your nursing license should be revoked. You are an absolute clown and a mockery to nursing. Doesn’t know shit about healthcare or science, fucking republicans.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Why are ethics questions always like:
"is it ethical to steal bread to feed your starving family?"

And not:
"is it ethical to hoard bread when families are starving?"

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Hey libs, I just turned on all of my gas stoves (5) and didn't even light them, hope you're not too triggered! Feeling really sleepy so might take a quick nap, but just so we're clear, you'll have to pry them from my cold

[Apollumi @StoneShreddrr]

@bennotbenjamin_ @meltycanon Nah the hard flip being that clean in the timbs is the craziest shit, you don’t know skateboarding 😂

[Apollumi @StoneShreddrr]

@neiltyson @elonmusk L

[Apollumi @StoneShreddrr]

@PhilliesSean You dumb as hell

[Apollumi @StoneShreddrr]

@elonmusk you banned @ElonJet ? Man, you a bitch Elon. You should’ve gotten beat up more as a kid

[Apollumi @StoneShreddrr]

Why is gaudy early aughts fashion coming back into style?? Leave the dead at peace, low rise jeans ain’t it chief